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Entertaining little site. Filled with some of the most dumbest laws in the country and in the World.

http://www.dumblaws.com
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:point:  Liverpool Laws
It is illegal for a woman to be **** in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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Where: Southington, CT Laws

What:  Silly string is banned.

Why:   In the mid 1990s, a group of children ran up to a police officer and sprayed him with silly string during the Apple Harvest Festival. To prevent such acts from happening again, the ban was passed on the sale of the product.

And I was gonna bring 2 cases of silly string to Paul\'s stag last week......whew....that was a close one...
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If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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I can\'t believe some of these laws ever even existed.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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Blue Law from the early 1800\'s, still in effect in Guilford- you cannot ride a horse and carriage fully around the town green. This is why the annual parade only goes around three sides. :sigh:
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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Are you SER?
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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<< totally SER!!!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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that is a **** up law. Why do they even still have it?
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good question
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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<< calls shenanigans
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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notice the amount of town in the US where its illegal to detonate a nuclear device. This usually carries a fine of $25 to $50.
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