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drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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holy **** :holyshit:

i left my house to go to bar for timmy tour. as i was leaving i got a voicemail from carla reminding me to bring a live recording i did for dustin\'s band that she needed to pick up for him.

i almost got on i-91 from toelles road near exit 13 in wallingford/north haven, but at the last second i decided to go the long way thru north haven and take back roads south and get on a few exits down the road so i would have time to drink a beer and send carla text message letting her know id be there with the discs but i would be there late.

5 mins later and 2 miles down the road my i lose my breaks completely. i was able to drive back home in 1st gear and i made it back safe. if i had gotten on 91 like i normally do and i got up to 70 mph and then lost my brakes i would surely be dead right now and maybe have taken a few others out with me.

that is broseph\'s work at his finest. i am very lucky to be here typing this right now.

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drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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GOOD GOD FITZY!!!!!!!!!!

Glad to hear you are okay.....

you definitely are one lucky sonofabitch.......

In Broseph We Trust!!!!
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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ohmy goodness! Thank god you are safe and sound...
you need a new car
:banguitar: :banboogy2:

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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For all you college students: this is irony.
A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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holy **** man. that must of been some crazy ****, sure does sound like. just another one of the reasons you should not drink and drive under any circumstances whatsoever.  im glad you made it out alive.  so did you ever make it down to TT?
Merge futhermucker just you merge You futhermucker merge merge futhermucker now

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye - Raoul duke - Hunter S. Thompson, Fear&Loathing

Gimme breakfast..................


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Quote from: Rujah;127575
just another one of the reasons you should not drink and drive under any circumstances whatsoever.  im glad you made it out alive.  so did you ever make it down to TT?

are you ser bro?
did you even read fitzys post?

i am going to bed......

Fitzy glad to know you are alive.....
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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once again.....


drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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:sigh: Fitz :sigh:
Glad you suffered no harm.
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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chris, i\'m glad you did not hurt yourself or anyone else as a result of getting on the highway and losing your brakes.

i\'m also glad you did not hurt yourself or anyone else as a result of sending text messages and drinking a beer while driving. :sigh:

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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::damn!foiled again::

:muahaha:
taints rule, gypsies drool!

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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that actually happened to me once..... but i was getting on the highway. someone slammed on there brakes in front of me and when i went to hit mine the peddle went to the floor.... scary ****.
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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yikes!! good thing you are okay. i would say to chill out with the alcohol in the car though. even if you are just having a beer, you never know if someone is going to hit you or what\'s going to happen. a good friend of mine down in va was driving w/ beer in her car and some old lady hit her. she ended up getting charged for having the alcohol, etc.

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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are you ser bro?
did you even read fitzys post?

i am going to bed......

Fitzy glad to know you are alive.....

Quote from: ChrisF;127571
i decided to go the long way thru north haven and take back roads south and get on a few exits down the road so i would have time to drink a beer and send carla text message letting her know id be there with the discs but i would be there late.

Yeah I actually did read the post, and I understood if it as meaning her took the back roads so he could drink a beer. If I misunderstood this then Fitz I am sorry
Merge futhermucker just you merge You futhermucker merge merge futhermucker now

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye - Raoul duke - Hunter S. Thompson, Fear&Loathing

Gimme breakfast..................


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stuff like this reminds me of why I don\'t miss driving

glad to hear everything turned out okay
"I taught them everything they know, but not everything I know."
"The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing."
-James Brown

drinking and driving (and carla) saved my life tonight.
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Quote from: Rujah;127598
Yeah I actually did read the post, and I understood if it as meaning her took the back roads so he could drink a beer. If I misunderstood this then Fitz I am sorry

yeah, i took back roads to drink a beer. if i had not done that i would have crashed on i-91.

im not even sure why i did that. it was a split second decision to not take the highway. i didnt really even want the beer. opening it just seemed like the right thing to do at the time for some reason.

it happened at like 9:45 and i it took me until after 2 am to finish it off. no joke.