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Author Topic: Does anyone have one of those life-size inflatable sex dolls I could borrow?  (Read 2248 times)

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I am already planning my freakout costume for next year. i wont need it till a few weeks before, but i just wanted to give anyone that might have one the heads up.
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So, you\'re looking for a used life-size inflatable sex doll?

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Smell my mule.

i guess i didnt think of that...please make sure it is either un-used, or cleaned very well...
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way to really plan ahead....

i bought one for gencs\' bday a few years ago at the electric company. go to spencer\'s gifts or a sex shop. they\'re only $15-20 from what i remember.

define \'borrow\'...

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way to really plan ahead....

i bought one for gencs\' bday a few years ago at the electric company. go to spencer\'s gifts or a sex shop. they\'re only $15-20 from what i remember.

ohh i thought they were way more...
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This whole conversation is making me nervous. :sadban:

Aww don\'t be such a prude.

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anyone else open this thread thinking that dsnumbers left himself logged in at someone else\'s house?

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anyone else open this thread thinking that dsnumbers left himself logged in at someone else\'s house?
Or pissed off Dave Peck... or was posting an amusing link to a news story... or anything other than what the thread title actually implies.
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somehow, I didn\'t even bat an eye when I saw this thread. Anywhere else, totally inappropriate. Here, somewhat surprised no one has posted something with this topic before.
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Phirehead told me that Dan "Plainandsimple" has a "slightly used" inflatable sex doll he\'s willing to part ways with.  Only issues you may have with it:  it\'s sticky and a dude.

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Phirehead told me that Dan "Plainandsimple" has a "slightly used" inflatable sex doll he\'s willing to part ways with.  Only issues you may have with it:  it\'s sticky and a dude.

as soon as i saw a slimpickens post...i just new it would be a classic. confirmed!!