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Got the link site. You know daves debating it. :P

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The Limited Edition DIRECTV TITANIUM is a new programming package being offered by DirecTV; for a single yearly cost of $7,500, subscribers will receive unlimited programming, "impeccable service" and superior technology in the most comprehensive entertainment package ever designed to date. Membership is reserved and is not available to everyone. Only a select few will have the opportunity to experience the ultimate in Television. To find out if you qualify for this offer contact a representative at 1-877-337-4388.

With DIRECTV TITANIUM subscribers receive everything DirecTV has to offer plus some additional benefits. Every movie, show, sporting event, concert, Pay Per View, adult program, and HD channel is yours. Finally the opportunity to have EVERYTHING on TV.

DirecTV Titanium went live on June 28, 2006

Features

• Up to 10 receivers (any combination of the most technologically advanced HD, DVR and HD DVR)
 
• Personalized concierge customer service, 24/7
 
Priority service
 
• Unlimited Pay Per View (without the "pay") movies, concerts and events
 
• Access to all adult programming, including Playboy TV
 
• Over 30 premium channels: HBO, SHOWTIME UNLIMITED, Starz Super Pack, Cinemax
 
• All sports subscriptions including NFL SUNDAY TICKET and MEGA MARCH MADNESS
 
• All Regional Sports Network channels
 
• Every HD channel DIRECTV has to offer
 
• All Spanish Language and International channels
 
• 70 XM Satellite Radio channels
 
• Subscription to ON DIRECTV Magazine
 


Source: http://www.dtg.org.uk/news/news.php?id=1751
 
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For some reason that article sounded really creepy.

If I had an extra $7500 though.... Although I doubt I would be one of the "select" people allowed to have it seeing as I\'ve had my cable shut off twice...
**** in the MFA