okay, so i was having a cigarette outside the front door at work this afternoon. there are about 5 or so cement steps that lead up to a small cement patio before you walk in the main door. There are always ants crawling around, and they range from the smaller ant to the bigger ones that crunch a bit when you step on them. well i was playing god and smashing ants during my cigarette break, when i got a bead on a little guy that looked like he was making a mad dash for the steps as not to get squished.......well as he approached the step, and i was just about to put my foot down and end his little meaningless existance, when the little fucker actually jumped down the step. i figured he would have just crawled down the step, but i mean that lil guy got air and landed about halfway onto the next step......after seeing that, i couldnt squish the little daredevil........
