Author Topic: Could be the strangest thing I have ever seen an ant do... (Read 3552 times)

Stephengencs · « **on:** June 01, 2007, 02:26:59 pm »

okay, so i was having a cigarette outside the front door at work this afternoon. there are about 5 or so cement steps that lead up to a small cement patio before you walk in the main door. There are always ants crawling around, and they range from the smaller ant to the bigger ones that crunch a bit when you step on them. well i was playing god and smashing ants during my cigarette break, when i got a bead on a little guy that looked like he was making a mad dash for the steps as not to get squished.......well as he approached the step, and i was just about to put my foot down and end his little meaningless existance, when the little fucker actually jumped down the step. i figured he would have just crawled down the step, but i mean that lil guy got air and landed about halfway onto the next step......after seeing that, i couldnt squish the little daredevil........

davepeck · « **Reply #1 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:36:35 pm »

great.. now the damn thing is gonna take over the world..

Stephengencs · « **Reply #2 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:38:05 pm »

:lol:

well then let me be the first to welcome our ant overlords......

HAIL ANTS!

Spacey · « **Reply #3 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:04:09 pm »

good story.

booztravlr · « **Reply #4 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:11:14 pm »

haha, you beat me to it steve but i may as well post it anyways...

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I\'d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to...toil in their underground sugar caves.

Stephengencs · « **Reply #5 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:12:38 pm »

"protect the queen"

"which one is the queen?"

FrankZappa · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:34:59 pm »

Well, this reporter was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to...reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president. May not be perfect, but it\'s still the best government we have.

For now.

Stephengencs · « **Reply #7 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:38:40 pm »

"...like that time i was going to see mr. T at the mall, and i kept putting it off, saying i will go later, and then when i finally went, they told me he left, and when i asked if he was ever coming back, they said they didn\'t know...."

jocelyn · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:44:55 pm »

Aww I thought this thread was going to describe some Bachinski shenanigans.

Stephengencs · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:48:36 pm »

Quote from: jocelyn;147292

Aww I thought this thread was going to describe some Bachinski shenanigans.

ha.......sorry doll........lemme think if i even have any bachinski shennanigans to tell......uh.........um..........nope, nothing comes to mind.........

bellbottomtear · « **Reply #10 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:54:49 pm »

I believe in Ants.why not?

Stephengencs · « **Reply #11 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:03:07 pm »

Quote from: bellbottomtear;147299

I believe in Ants.why not?

you have officially confused me regarding my own thread.......

bellbottomtear · « **Reply #12 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:08:30 pm »

I am confused as always,I just got home from work and the cleaning chemicals Ive taken in all day and the heat and my nice cold beer might have made it worse.haha sorry about that.
I still do stick by ants however.

Spacey · « **Reply #13 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:12:26 pm »

antbach · « **Reply #14 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:56:19 pm »

Quote from: Stephengencs;147297

Quote from: jocelyn;147292
Aww I thought this thread was going to describe some Bachinski shenanigans.

ha.......sorry doll........lemme think if i even have any bachinski shennanigans to tell......uh.........um..........nope, nothing comes to mind.........

that\'s cos I am a shennaniganless individual (most of the time)