"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I\'m a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin\' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman\'s got twenty, but a guy\'s got seventeen. And if you know \'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don\'t wanna show me nothin\'. But you\'re tellin\' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won\'t walk away from. "
So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin\' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That\'s why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin
I got a fever...and the only perscription...is more cowbell
Got my vote