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One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine nude nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this fucking fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!

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Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets **** for Playboy
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And for my final act...



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Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...

Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons\' 20th anniversary.

But if naked blue-haired cartoons aren\'t your fort?, don\'t worry. Marge will not—we repeat, will not—be replacing the usual real-life human Playmate in the issue.

We haven\'t seen the Marge shots yet, so we cannot tell you if the rug matches the drapes.

D\'oh!

This is it. The pinnacle of the Simpsons...

and the end of my road. I\'ll see you all out there somewhere, sometime. Be well.

Marge Source
« Last Edit: October 09, 2009, 12:49:04 pm by Spacey »
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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Blue bush and a yellow tush. I wonder if she has big nipples?
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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I\'d expect something like this out of Lois Griffin...actually, she might be more of a Hustler gal.

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yes!!!!!!!
Music is Vibration is Life

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the carpet matches the pubes.
i think it\'s turning back on me / i\'m down on the upside