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so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers
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ME AND LIVIE TOOK MY DAD TO CHILIS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND I HAD A COUPLE OF THOSE SOUTHWESTERN EGGROLLS AND I KNEW THAT THEY WERE GONNA COME BACK AND BITE ME IN THE ASS BUT I ATE THEM ANYWAY AND A FEW MINUTES AGO WHAT I INITIALLY THOUGHT WOULD BE A RUN OF THE MILL FART ABRUPTLY TURNED INTO A SITUATION IN WHICH ID CONSIDER MYSELF EXTREMELY FORTUNATE TO HAVE HAD MY HAND ON THE EBRAKE AND I JETTED TO THE TOILET AND PROJECTILE SHAT.ANYONE WANNA CYBER? icon_eek
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so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers
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LOL!!!

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I\'m in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.

so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers
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ya, so, I knew by the title that I shouldn\'t of come in here but I did and still I am disappointed...

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Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers
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Quote from: freddiewaht
PROJECTILE SHAT
Simpleman. Thats what I am...
"Bubba said those are magic shooes. Bubba said they\'d take me anywhere. Of course Bubba use to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard."

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so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers
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blowin\' mud is a blast.

i had a friend that shat a little bubble in his drawers when he thought it was just a harmless fart. he showed us too, it was sick. at least we were playing wiffle ball and werent at a bar or something.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

so i just came so incredibly close to shittin my drawers
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Quote from: Gordo
blowin\' mud is a blast.

i had a friend that shat a little bubble in his drawers when he thought it was just a harmless fart. he showed us too, it was sick. at least we were playing wiffle ball and werent at a bar or something.
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Simpleman. Thats what I am...
"Bubba said those are magic shooes. Bubba said they\'d take me anywhere. Of course Bubba use to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard."

Dig