Later on in between bands, Al Z saw the guy standing up against the rail on the side of the ship. Since the boat was adrift at the time, Al Z asked me if it wouldn\'t be too dangerous for us to ambush him and throw him overboard. It was only about a 6 foot drop to the water, so I agreed it would be safe. Before I could even start making my way towards the guy, Al just sauntered right over, grabbed him around the waist, and dumped the guy overboard. After getting his bearings for a moment he climbed right back up no problem. The guy just started laughing and from one assassin to another offered Al a truce-like handshake. Al accepted. It seemed fair enough that the guy had to suffer the humiliation of being thrown overboard in front of his friends and he had to be soaked for the rest of the night. We then packed a peace pipe and smoked him up. By the time we finished the bowl U-Melt was already on, so we all went in and jammed out to U-Melt and everyone lived happily ever after.
The End.
All this cross-fanbase nannies are kinda immature if its for real.. we should be showin some love and support in hopes for the same in return.
There are no cross fanbase nannies at all. There are only Wolfnannies. U-Melt fans enjoyed The Breakfast and Breakfast fans enjoyed U-Melt. U-Melt rocked. I would stop any Breakfast fan who heckled another band at a Breakfast show. I hope you had as much fun reading all of my heckling ideas and stories as I did writing them. Someday if heckling bands becomes kosher we\'ll have to try some of this stuff. Ciao!
Hah right on Wolfy I thought you were ser about the guy taking a
**** on the boat for a minute last night
^so did I...that would haev been the greatest story of all time
I was wondering how Wolfman could possibly continue this saga after the last entry.
he just wanted to say "bona fide deuce"
you guys really believed someone pulled their pants down and took a dump in the middle of the dance floor? wow///
I don\'t know people have been doing some pretty
**** up and crazy
**** these days. Not much surprises me.
you guys really believed someone pulled their pants down and took a dump in the middle of the dance floor? wow///
ser, that is straight up nanners, yall are gulible
you guys really believed someone pulled their pants down and took a dump in the middle of the dance floor? wow///
ser, that is straight up nanners, yall are gulible
uhhh yeah. im on this team. couldnt believe there were believers. awesome though. a good read. "bona fide deuce" is classic.
If someone could go Mike Tyson at the doors of FF II, someone shitting on the dance floor is possible... Unlikely, but possible...
If someone could go Mike Tyson at the doors of FF II, someone shitting on the dance floor is possible... Unlikely, but possible...
not possible without immediately getting the
**** kicked out of him by venue personnel and arrested upon departure.
For the record. U-melt was merely OK. There skills were far from that of the breakfast and the bassist was playing a four string. I think Caitlin Kalafus\'s sister plays the bass better. The vocals were weak and i couldn\'t get over how big of a douche the keys guy looked. U-melt looked like a gathering of nerds looking to make cool music, without knowing what the definition of cool is. Not to mention the majority of u-melt fans preferred to stand out back by the engine fumes smoking endless amounts of cigarettes instead of listening to some epic breakfast. Lastly i have never been to a breakfast show and smelt someones BM that bad. Obviously a u-melt fan in need of a good shower or a diaper change. U-melt clearly should have been the opener.
question: were there more breakfast fans there than u-melt fans?
that\'s really the only way to determine who "should" be the opener.
and i\'m not sure how playing a four-string bass is a bad thing. i know a couple guys named flea and victor wooten that play four-strings. they seem like they know what they\'re doing.
No matter what you think of U-Melt and their music, they\'re doing something right... Do I think that TB should have headlined, yes, but it is what it is... At least they were on the bill...
between the whole
**** story and somebody taking a narsty bm... sounds like it was a u-melt fan who dumped in the farmers barn at alpine after phish.