Roll Call: Phish> Bfast, 5/31

• #105 Reply
  Posted by NickNels on 30 Apr, 2009 12:19
• Quote from: ds673488;228787

  http://www.wooknook.com

  
  

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  Last morning of camp 2.
  
  Everyone was nursing one of the collectively worst hangovers of all time when this wook walks up to our camp looking for his bowl. He was sure that someone had stolen it and wanted to look in my friend\'s tent. Chris was still sleeping, so I went to wake him up. What do I find passed out ON the side of his tent? One long haired wookie chick, with her pants around her ankles, and a 12 inch turd sticking out of her ass and lying in chris\'s birkenstock.
  
  She hadn\'t even cut the turd, it was literally sticking out of her ass. We weren\'t really sure what to do, so after calling everyone over to take a peep, we woke her up. She just shook the turd out, pulled up her pants, with crap smeared up and down each leg, and walked away mumbling.
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• #106 Reply
  Posted by ds673488 on 30 Apr, 2009 12:21
• haha ive already raed that one, probably the best story ever
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• #107 Reply
  Posted by bdfreetuna on 30 Apr, 2009 14:06
• hahahaha
  
  too bad w00ks are too lazy to update those sites very often
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• #108 Reply
  Posted by tyzack on 30 Apr, 2009 15:35
• Quote from: ds673488;228787

  http://www.wooknook.com

  
  what\'s the difference between a wookie and a junkie?
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• #109 Reply
  Posted by derickw on 30 Apr, 2009 15:40
• Quote from: tyzack;228863

  Quote from: ds673488;228787

  http://www.wooknook.com

  
  what\'s the difference between a wookie and a junkie?

  
  junkies don\'t smell AS bad?
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• #110 Reply
  Posted by galenas on 30 Apr, 2009 23:03
• why am i getting this message on PT???
  
  

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  This thread has been archived and as such, no new posts are permitted.

  
  i think i\'m afraid of wookies.
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• #111 Reply
  Posted by jocelyn on 30 Apr, 2009 23:12
• Man that PT thread is a frustrating read.
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• #112 Reply
  Posted by Me! on 01 May, 2009 00:05
• Quote from: jocelyn;228941

  Man that PT thread is a frustrating read.

  
  absolutely, but sometimes you get a gem.
  Like this one ala Gabo
  
  

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  "shitty wanking or repetitive untz"
  
  you\'re a **** tool bag who has no **** idea what youre talking about. keep treys **** in your mouth seems like the only thing that can make you happy. **** piece of ****. breakfast blows phish out of the water and im more excited for the bfast show than the haggard attempt of trey trying to play the songs he wrote. you\'re a **** tool

  
  actually by the time I got to the end it wasn\'t as bad as I thought it was gonna be.  On any forum site you\'re gonna have people like that, internet balls, people who just don\'t get it, and people who love to be **** for no other reason.  I thought there was also a good amount of BFam representation.
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• #113 Reply
  Posted by tyzack on 01 May, 2009 08:42
• The best thing about the PT thread is the free publicity it is for the band.
  
  I bet there are some people out there who had never heard of the breakfast before but are thinking about meandering down after the show to see what all the hubub is about.
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• #114 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 01 May, 2009 08:47
• Quote from: tyzack;228956

  The best thing about the PT thread is the free publicity it is for the band.
  
  I bet there are some people out there who had never heard of the breakfast before but are thinking about meandering down after the show to see what all the hubub is about.

  
  As long as people are talking about you it does not matter what they are saying.
  
  P.T. Barnum was the greatest promoter to ever live simply because he was able to keep people talking about his shows and him. Did not have to be good could of been bad things being said but people talked.
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• #115 Reply
  Posted by bdfreetuna on 01 May, 2009 09:11
• what the funk I actually signed up for PT so I could make mad inflammatory comments in that thread and now its closed.
  
  Somebody make a fresh one
  
  "MomaDanceFunk".... lol dumbass
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• #116 Reply
  Posted by NickNels on 01 May, 2009 09:30
• New thread:
  
  http://phantasytour.com/phish/boards_thread.cgi?threadID=1873337
  
  needs to be bumped every couple hours or it will fall off completely
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• #117 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 01 May, 2009 09:37
• this show is listed as 18+ not 21 and over
  
  according to Harper\'s Ferry site.
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• #118 Reply
  Posted by galenas on 01 May, 2009 10:23
• why the heck was the thread closed???
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• #119 Reply
  Posted by peaches626 on 01 May, 2009 10:27
• it fell off the end of the board... they only keep up so many different threads, and if people don\'t post often enough it just falls off
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