Mass appeal on campus = the way to go.

At the risk of sounding like Grandpa Simpson, I\'ll tell you back in the 1900\'s (1997-99) my roomates and I paid our rent year round throwing cheesey keggers every Tuesday night.  Cheap beer- Natty Ice @ $35 per keg (x5) and dj spinning commercial hip hop for $50 a night.  We charged $4 at the door, and cleared about $1500 a month profit.  

It was music I didn\'t really like, and beer I found dispicable, but it was for profit, not fun.  House residents stayed sober to collect $, cool fights, and make sure no one was yanking our taps.  It was a job.  But one night a week kept the rent paid and lights on.  We even paid broke freshmen to clean up the mess afterwards.  Not a bad gig.

Oh yeah, and we never let the masses into our house, always back yard in warm weather, the basement otherwise.

excellent entrepreneurial endeavor.

<< Still not going

:sadban:

First time reading these 13 painful pages of garbage. There were some moments that were funny though:

Additional fundraising ideas:
-hijack a girl scout troupe, sell cookies

Dibs on the cheapest, easiest college chick with the shortest skirt.

I will follow it with a parental sounding comment since steve thinks there is not enough moderating around here: You can say and do whatever the hell you want to, but stop and think there are over 1000 members on this board and probably only 100 or so that regularly post. Who\'s to say there is not a lurker that has a job as a police officer? I don\'t know that to be true at all, but it\'s certainly plausible...

Just think before you discuss some of these things in an open forum. Why draw unwanted attention to yourself if you don\'t have to? :sigh:

<- my 2cents

are you implying steven gencs is a pedifile rapist?

:wah:

como estas ****...this has been a weird friggin\' forum...i kind of feel stupider after reading, but either way i\'m PUMPED for a ser timmy tour @ the mansion

I truly hope you guys arent counting on this board to be the end all and be all attendance at your party.......

I was hoping to skeeze on all the young college girls, was even gonna get a haircut for the occasion....

at least 40 people have rsvp\'d on facebook...so thats a good sign yo! gonna be ragin\'!

its official:
The Shrine of the Silver Monkey will be making a special appearence to open up for Tim Palmieri on april 5 at the Mudshark Mansion. showtime at ~ 630-7 ish.
be there or be square.

<< Contemplating not being square. But with a two night run of debauchery following, might have to pass.