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One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine nude nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this fucking fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!

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Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
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Quote from: Stephengencs;249162
There will be 2 promoter/talent scouts at the kung fu show tonight, on being from Bonnaroo.  So please get in the holiday spirit and get off your asses and get down and support our boys.  No excuses jerks.

So we will be seeing you?

Are we positive it is Bonnaroo?

Know High Sierra had shown interest.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #16 on: »
anyone rolling in from or through the Old Saybrook area???  I needs me a ride!

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
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Quote from: Spacey;249130
Heard there are free scissor kicks to the throat for all those who attend tonight.

Also hear that they will be giving no hand cartwheel kicks to the sternum for the Winter Solstice.

I hear your Mom, the ****, gives great scissor kick.

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
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Quote from: SlimPickens;249182
Quote from: Spacey;249130
Heard there are free scissor kicks to the throat for all those who attend tonight.

Also hear that they will be giving no hand cartwheel kicks to the sternum for the Winter Solstice.

I hear your Mom, the ****, gives great scissor kick.

Actually have footage of our whorish mothers scissor kicking the local girls softball team.
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
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Quote from: Spacey;249186
Quote from: SlimPickens;249182
Quote from: Spacey;249130
Heard there are free scissor kicks to the throat for all those who attend tonight.

Also hear that they will be giving no hand cartwheel kicks to the sternum for the Winter Solstice.

I hear your Mom, the ****, gives great scissor kick.

Actually have footage of our whorish mothers scissor kicking the local girls softball team.

The funny thing is both of your moms are tag-teaming me right now. Ima hav 2 beeeetch slap dem ****.
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Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #20 on: »
Hiiiii-ya!
Always with the negative waves, Moriarty!  Always with the negative waves!

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #21 on: »
^^Gluft for pres!

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« Reply #22 on: »
Aint running for office.  Just trying to help a brutha out.  Great night!
Always with the negative waves, Moriarty!  Always with the negative waves!

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #23 on: »
That was a great show! Stoops really floored me...Watched most of it all on the interwebs. Thanks Matt Vallo!

Hat 1 and 2 are suing us for defamation of character. CRAP!
"When I hold you, I hold everything that is-- swans, volcanoes, river rocks, maple trees drinking the fragrance of the moon, bread that the fire adores. In your life I see everything that lives."- Pablo Neruda:wave:

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #24 on: »
Sure feels like they\'ve out grown that bar.  Place was JP\'d with hipster wooks (crazy dread locked dudes with fancy hats and jazz flutes)

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #25 on: »
if i had known about tryouts i would have brought my tamborine....
maybe the sun will shine today...
the clouds will roll away..
maybe i wont be so afraid..
i will understand that everything has its plan...
either way...

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
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i\'ll be down next week with my hulahoop
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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« Reply #27 on: »
Just keeps getting betterer - thanks boys!!!!!!!

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
« Reply #28 on: »
Quote from: lilblondie;249220
if i had known about tryouts i would have brought my tamborine....

Glad to hear the place was packed.  No doubt the music was sick.  Had to rest and save myself up for the Wednesday before Christmas at BAR.  Cant stand the venue anymore but I love Timmy, Wednesday nights, and Christmas, so lets have some **** fun people.......
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

Kung Fu Residency; New Haven, CT
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Quote from: Stephengencs;249225
Quote from: lilblondie;249220
if i had known about tryouts i would have brought my tamborine....

Glad to hear the place was packed.  No doubt the music was sick.  Had to rest and save myself up for the Wednesday before Christmas at BAR.  Cant stand the venue anymore but I love Timmy, Wednesday nights, and Christmas, so lets have some **** fun people.......

since my company has decided that people need to work on Christmas eve, I\'ve decided that it\'s my responsibility to PAINT IT BLACK
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