Author Topic: Worst movie ever (Read 12275 times)

FreeSpirit · « **Reply #60 on:** March 03, 2006, 06:59:43 pm »

If this thread\'s title was "worst movie endings ever" I\'d definitely mention 40-year-old virgin. I just saw this the other night... loved the movie, but it had the gayest ending in the world!

Otherwise, here are my top 3:
"Being John Malkovic" (sp?)
"Sideways"
"Scary Movie(s)"

boombox · « **Reply #61 on:** March 03, 2006, 07:29:01 pm »

Quote from: FrankZappa

Don\'t insult Boombox like that... He\'s from Wales, not england. Not Cotswolds or the west country, heart of england or south central, but Wales. That\'s almost as bad as calling a scott a brit.

:holyshit: Someone understands!!!

However, I do have to applaud your efforts to speak Eastenders, but like my butty says, we talk tidy, like. You knows it!

For further lessons in extreme South Walian, listen to Goldie Lookin\' Chain\'s Greatest Hits. Guns Don’t Kill People Rappers Do was actually a biggish hit in the UK.
Advanced lessons in Not Work Safe South Walian slang and "culture" - surely an oxymoron - available here: http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/dictionary.htm
Audio samples at: http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/mp3.htm

I am warning you, the language on some of this stuff is VERY "colourful", shall we say, and definitely will offend unless you are a teenager.

FrankZappa · « **Reply #62 on:** March 04, 2006, 06:42:27 am »

Quote from: boombox

Quote from: FrankZappa
Don\'t insult Boombox like that... He\'s from Wales, not england. Not Cotswolds or the west country, heart of england or south central, but Wales. That\'s almost as bad as calling a scott a brit.

:holyshit: Someone understands!!!

:thumbsup:

boombox · « **Reply #63 on:** March 04, 2006, 05:26:32 pm »

Anyone checked out the GLC yet? I should have added it\'s pretty funny too.

Dyed_Tie · « **Reply #64 on:** March 04, 2006, 07:16:25 pm »

Quote from: boombox

Quote from: FrankZappa
Don\'t insult Boombox like that... He\'s from Wales, not england. Not Cotswolds or the west country, heart of england or south central, but Wales. That\'s almost as bad as calling a scott a brit.

:holyshit: Someone understands!!!

However, I do have to applaud your efforts to speak Eastenders, but like my butty says, we talk tidy, like. You knows it!

For further lessons in extreme South Walian, listen to Goldie Lookin\' Chain\'s Greatest Hits. Guns Don’t Kill People Rappers Do was actually a biggish hit in the UK.
Advanced lessons in Not Work Safe South Walian slang and "culture" - surely an oxymoron - available here: http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/dictionary.htm
Audio samples at: http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/lowtech/mp3.htm

I am warning you, the language on some of this stuff is VERY "colourful", shall we say, and definitely will offend unless you are a teenager.

Oops I really did drop a clanger!!!! Sorry about that :doh:!!!!

Ah well, I took a stonking long time looking up british slang I\'m still using it and Bob\'s your Uncle!!!! Anybody who says otherwise can go Roger!

I still have to get over to your general vicinity. Sorry for the mix up. :shrug:

Gfunk · « **Reply #65 on:** March 04, 2006, 08:19:06 pm »

i was pissed after watching stephen king\'s IT. i wanted those four hours of my life back.

Wolfman · « **Reply #66 on:** March 05, 2006, 01:03:35 pm »

boombox = a bloody ****. I\'m sure they know what that is in both Whales, England, and the UK. :lol:

jocelyn · « **Reply #67 on:** March 05, 2006, 04:09:30 pm »

Is IT the one with the clown? If so, yeah, that was really terrible, and I never returned it and thus can\'t go back to that video store. All over some movie that sucks.

Gfunk · « **Reply #68 on:** March 05, 2006, 04:16:33 pm »

yep it\'s the one with the clown. the clown actually turns into a rottweiler at one point in the movie. i cant beleive i sat through that whole movie.

Dyed_Tie · « **Reply #69 on:** March 07, 2006, 09:06:51 am »

Quote from: Wolfman

boombox = a bloody ****. I\'m sure they know what that is in both Whales, England, and the UK. :lol:

[MAD]Bring back the Whale!!![/MAD]

I remember a couple more horrible movies. Well these are actually so bad that they are funny, but still that doesn\'t mean they aren\'t bad.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
-Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extoll the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa.

Reefer Madness
-Told by high school principal Dr. Carroll to parents at a PTA meeting, of the scourge of marihuana. The tale revolves around Mae and Jack, accomplices in the distribution of marihuana, who manage to entice the local high school kids to stop by Mae\'s apartment to smoke reefer. The lives of all who are involved with this menace are inevitably shattered. One youngster becomes so addicted to the killer weed that a judge orders him to be committed for life to a mental hospital! Dr. Carroll advises us to not incur the same tragedy.

-Women Cry For It - Men Die For It!
-The Sweet "Pill" That Makes Life BITTER!
-It\'s Public Enemy, Number One!

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #70 on:** March 07, 2006, 10:10:30 am »

i\'ll have to rent that santa martian one.

Dyed_Tie · « **Reply #71 on:** March 07, 2006, 02:05:50 pm »

How about It\'s Pat the Movie or Stewart Saves his Family.

Drew_Kingsley · « **Reply #72 on:** March 07, 2006, 06:25:18 pm »

Hey Chris, did you work at a video store or something?

Cori · « **Reply #73 on:** March 08, 2006, 03:23:21 pm »

Quote from: Gfunk

i was pissed after watching stephen king\'s IT. i wanted those four hours of my life back.

Yeah, what is it about movies made from Stephen King books being so freakin\' awful? It, The Stand, Hearts in Atlantis, Secret Window, they all sucked and the books are way better.

Dyed_Tie · « **Reply #74 on:** March 08, 2006, 03:37:45 pm »

:point: "Hey Chris, did you work at a video store or something?"

[EVIL]Who me? [/EVIL]

Oh I just thought of the all-time worst movie ever.

Twin Sitters starring the Barbarian Brothers. They drove a monster truck everywhere!!!