11. 2 Days in the Valley: a pauper\'s Pulp Fiction.
10. Remember the Titans: any movie with an \'ain\'t no mountain high enough\' sing-along is pure garbage.
9. A Knight\'s Tale: medieval drivel, and two excruciating hours to boot.
8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: even by horror movie standards, this movie sucks. The worst part is that only a half-hour takes place in New York and virtually none of it was filmed in the Big Apple.
7. Return of the Jedi: as Kevin Smith wrote in Clerks: "all Jedi had was a bunch of muppets." Could have used the swedish chef to inject a little life into this Romper Room romp.
6. Jersey Girl: speaking of Kevin Smith. This movie features Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler battling for the worst actor of eternity award. They both win. I\'m sure Gigli would be on this list if I ever saw it.
5. Magical Mystery Tour: over-the-top pretentious pyschedelic crap. An era that was clearly on its death bed. Bring on the White Album.
4. Old School: I\'d laugh harder if I had bricks thrown at my face than I would while watching Will Ferrell do ANYTHING (well, maybe expect seeing bricks thrown at his face).
3. Hide & Seek: un-scary, incoherent, easy-days-work cash-in thriller for Bob DeNiro. While watching, I was accurately predicting who would die and when they would on the minute.
2. There\'s Something About Mary: yeah, it\'s real challenging to get laughs by mocking retarded people. Should have started with the writers of this overrated piece of
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1. Independence Day: If aliens visited Earth and saw this movie, they\'d feel too sorry for our stupidity to attack us. I still cannot get through Bill Pullman\'s presidential speech without laughing.
