anyone ever been pooped on by a bird before?
you know, it\'s funny you ask.
xmas 2000 my family went to disney world (magic kingdom). that year, there was a serious bird/pidgeon problem within the park because too many retarded tourists were feeding them. anyway, the first day that we were there and saw the parade, a bird
**** on my arm and of course my family laughed at me while i flipped out in public (i have a problem wiht making scenes sometimes). then like 5 minutes later a bird
**** on my sister leah\'s head..within the hour a bird
**** on my sisters madeline and jill as well. so we went to disney customer service to complain about how more than half of my family got
**** on that day. disney gave us a bunch of free t-shirts, stuffed animals, coupons and other cool
****. we ended up being okay. end of story.
