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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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dude! he\'s gonna be pissed,


I hope you fuckin called him....:D
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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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a. Jersey Girl was merely Smith showing that he can play the "hollywood game".

b. K. Smith is a much better dialog writer than director... his directing kinda sucks, but he can write a funny ass script.

c. Magnolia = more pompous crap.  Although the scene when T. Cruise just comes off stage and starts that interview by taking off most of his clothes is pretty fuckin\' funny.

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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Quote from: SlimPickens
b. K. Smith is a much better dialog writer than director... his directing kinda sucks, but he can write a funny ass script.
:that:
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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #33 on: »
Quote from: Me!
dude! he\'s gonna be pissed,


I hope you fuckin called him....:D
not this **** again :rolleyes:

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #34 on: »
magnolia is money... all i\'m saying is that kevin smith ripping on PTA is like American Hi-Fi ripping on the beatles!

"a. Jersey Girl was merely Smith showing that he can play the "hollywood game"."

no, the hollywood game is about making money, not losing a shitload
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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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I don\'t think it would have done as badly if not for the whole J.Lo and Ben Affleck thing, that was what drove alot of people away from that, it came came out right after Gigli
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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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Quote from: Me!
I don\'t think it would have done as badly if not for the whole J.Lo and Ben Affleck thing, that was what drove alot of people away from that, it came came out right after Gigli


yeah that and it sucked

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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but come on now.  how could the two of them ever possibly top gigli?  its retarded of anyone to pair those two together after such a staple of american cinema.

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #38 on: »
1)Citizen Kane
2)Gigli
3)Godfather

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #39 on: »
Quote from: RadicalRich1138
magnolia is money... all i\'m saying is that kevin smith ripping on PTA is like American Hi-Fi ripping on the beatles!

"a. Jersey Girl was merely Smith showing that he can play the "hollywood game"."

no, the hollywood game is about making money, not losing a shitload
Sure, it didn\'t pull in Aquaman numbers, but it didn\'t lose money

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300051/business

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #40 on: »
Quote from: SlimPickens
Quote from: RadicalRich1138
magnolia is money... all i\'m saying is that kevin smith ripping on PTA is like American Hi-Fi ripping on the beatles!

"a. Jersey Girl was merely Smith showing that he can play the "hollywood game"."

no, the hollywood game is about making money, not losing a shitload
Sure, it didn\'t pull in Aquaman numbers, but it didn\'t lose money

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300051/business
:lol: somebodyt else is watchin Entourage too!!
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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #41 on: »
I\'ve missed the last couple weeks.  My HBO connection just had a baby...

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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^^I\'m not even gonna ask what that\'s supposed to mean.....
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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
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^^I\'m not even gonna ask what that\'s supposed to mean.....
Some things are as literal as they sound, no need to read too far into it.  My buddy and his wife (ie my HBO connection) just had their first child.  Some sundays they\'re too sleep deprived to stay up to watch Entourage.

[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« Reply #44 on: »
Jersey Girl

"Opening Weekend
$8,319,171 (USA) (28 March 2004) "

yeah not even 1/11th of aquaman

8.3 Opening Weekend is horrible dude, i dont think that film made money.