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When American brothers Todd and Jan Wolfhouse travel to Germany to spread their grandfather?s ashes at Oktoberfest, they stumble upon a super-secret, centuries old, underground beer games competition ? ?Beerfest,? the secret Olympics of beer drinking.

The brothers receive a less than warm welcome from their German cousins, the Von Wolfhausens, who humiliate Todd and Jan, slander their relatives, and finally cast them out of the event.

Vowing to return in a year to defend their country and their family?s honor, the Wolfhouse boys assemble a ragtag dream team of beer drinkers and gamers: Barry Badrinath, the consummate skills player with a dark past; Phil Krundle (AKA Landfill), a one-man chugging machine; and Steve ?Fink? Finklestein, the lab tech with a PhD in All Things Beer.

This Magnificent Five train relentlessly, using their hearts, minds and livers to drink faster, smarter and harder than they ever have before.  But first they must battle their own demons... as well as a bunch of big, blond, German jerks who want to destroy the team before they can even make it back to Munich.

Revenge, like beer, is best served cold.

This movie looks highlarious - I can\'t wait to see it! :beerban:
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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made by the same people that did Super Troopers
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meow...
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great movie.
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similar title to Artie Lange\'s Beer League

execpt Beer League is about overweight softball leagues I think and Beerfest is about Beerpong I believe
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great movie.
did ya see it?!
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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opens nationwide tomorrow!!!

Local showtimes:[/b]
Branford
Regal (Hoyts) Cinemas Branford Stadium 12  1:15, 4:00, 7:15, 10:10  

North Haven
Showcase Cinemas North Haven  1:10, 4:05, 7:00, 9:30, 12:00am  

Wallingford
Holiday Stadium 10 Cinemas - Wallingford  1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 9:45
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this movie looks worse than snakes on a plane..

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this movie looks worse than snakes on a plane..

this movies will be lucky to last the weekend.
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lowrent dodgeball

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Quote from: davepeck
this movie looks worse than snakes on a plane..
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2nd worst Broken Lizards movie I have seen. Enjoyed the heck out of it though!!
Had it\'s moments for sure. I love their use of really horrid dark humor right smack dab in the middle of slapstick.

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