We missed it!  The World Air Guitar Championships!  I wonder if they actually judge you on whether or not you would have played the right notes were there a guitar in your hands, based on where your fingers go.  Article abstract is as follows:


Copyright Newsweek, Incorporated Jun 23, 2003
The air guitar is as integral to rock as stairways are, you might say, to heaven. So on June 28 the country\'s toper, make that only-competitive air guitarists will converge at L.A.\'s Roxy to battle it out at the U.S. Air Guitar Championships (picture Van Halen, midshred, sans ax). The winner, chosen by a panel, goes to Finland to represent America in the battle for world air-guitar domination. Brian Braiker\'s sneak peek at the front runners:

Watch each card ye play.....please, play it slow.