Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there\'s nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What\'d I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What\'s it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That\'s right! Monorail!
[crowd chants `Monorail\' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You\'ll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I\'m on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it\'s Springfield\'s only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What\'s it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street\'s still all
**** and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big finish]
Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D\'oh!