So you like Stadium Arcadium....
Why not try Stadium Markadium?
This special bonus feature of the Red Hot Chili Peppers newest album can be had by following strictly the following directions:
1. Insert CD\'s 1 and 2 (Mars and Jupiter) into computer
2. Using futuristic CD "burning" technology (contact local electronics retailer or site administator for more info) make a new CD containing this track list:
1. Tell Me Baby
2. Charlie
3. 21st Century
4. Hump de Bump
5. She\'s Only 18
6. Readymade
7. Make You Feel Better
8. Torture Me
9. Especially in Michigan
10. So Much I
11. Warlocks
12. Storm in a Teacup
13. Turn it Again
3. Put in CD player and rock out
Now some might say "Hey Mark, where is the hit single Dani California?" or "Isn\'t this a bastardization of the chili\'s original vision?"
To these questions I reply "Die in a fire
****(s)."
This super special bonus feature may not for everyone (especially those with vaginas) and should be treated with caution, as it will make you drive your car real fast.