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Oh Britney
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You can take the girl out of Mississippi but you cannot take mississippi out .....


well you guys know the rest :)
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

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Oh Britney
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Quote from: jocelyn
Toxic.

fixed.

Oh Britney
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Quote from: SlimPickens
"I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that."
B. Spears

My fav britany quote right there. The only statement to ever beat it for dumbest thing ever said was:

"Their song goes da-da-da-dichi-na-na, da-da-da-da-dichi-na-na, where mine goes da-da-dada-dichi-na-na, da-da-dada-dichi-na-na... They\'re two completely different things."
- Vanilla Ice on the similarities between "Ice Ice baby" and "Under Pressure"
"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke