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Possibly the greatest pop star of all time.

but batshiatcrazy

Fine line between genius and crazy!

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No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

Maybe his white patches just happen to be on his face, neck, chest, arms, and hands!

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I know someone with vitaligo, and yes it\'s patches not an all over lightening.  I suppose the patches could have gotten bigger and bigger over time to reach where he is now.
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

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No idea, I do know his dad was a verbally abusive prick, but I don\'t know exactly what he said to him. I do know that Michael claims that he is proud to be a black man and that his skin lightening is from a disease called vitiligo. (He first announced this on Oprah.) However, vitiligo causes white patches on the skin, not a gradual lightening of the skin all over the body, so his claim is definitely suspect.

No doubt suspect. Anyone here ever read Black No More by George Schuyler? Looks like Crookman got his hands on M.J.

I was more than mildly obsessed with him as a kid, had the jacket, glove, and all the moves.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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The moves? That is pretty impressive.
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I was more than mildly obsessed with him as a kid, had the jacket, glove, and all the moves.

lol

I\'m not laughing at you, I\'m.... actually, yes, I\'m laughing at you.

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I should\'ve been a Venice Beach Street performer, started a savings account at 3... your laughs ring an underlying tone of envy my friend. I understand. ;)

My father always wonders, "How did a cute little black boy turn into an ugly white woman?"
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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I was more than mildly obsessed with him as a kid, had the jacket, glove, and all the moves.

youtube?
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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hey all i have to do is transfer from VHS. some grooves are, in fact, archived on home vids. time to knock the dust off.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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This really isn\'t related to Michael Jackson, (a black man looking like a white woman) but it is about men who look like old lesbians.  I enjoyed it very much.

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A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.