Author Topic: The Yankee Joke Thread (Read 3756 times)

Wolfman · « **on:** December 15, 2004, 09:05:31 pm »

What\'s the difference between the Yankees and a cheap hooker?

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What\'s the other difference between the Yankees and a cheap hooker?

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What\'s the difference between A-Rod and a new schoolhouse?

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How many Yankee fans does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do The Beatles have that A-Rod, Sheffield, and Matsui don\'t?

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What\'s the difference between Giambi and A-Rod?

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Gfunk · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2004, 11:40:56 pm »

dude these jokes are the ****. i got nothing though.

colinh9 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2004, 09:02:56 pm »

Classic, I love it!

obsession600 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2004, 02:27:20 pm »

A teacher asks her students if they\'re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why\'s that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I\'m a Red Sox fan too." "That\'s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

How many Yankee. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the 2000 lightbulb changing commerative t-shirt and video, and one to brag about how they\'ve blown out 26 light bulbs before.

What\'s the best thing to come out of the Bronx?
I-95