The Yankee Joke Thread

• The Yankee Joke Thread
  Posted by Wolfman on 15 Dec, 2004 21:05
• What\'s the difference between the Yankees and a cheap hooker?
  
  

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  A cheap hooker blows it on the road, the Yankees blow it at home!

  
  What\'s the other difference between the Yankees and a cheap hooker?
  
  

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  They both choke and do drugs, but you pay the hooker a lot less to watch them do it.

  
  What\'s the difference between A-Rod and a new schoolhouse?
  
  

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  They both cost $20 million dollars, but only one has class.  

  
  How many Yankee fans does it take to change a light bulb?
  
  

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  Four, but the fourth one never comes!

  
  What do The Beatles have that A-Rod, Sheffield, and Matsui don\'t?
  
  

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  About 100 meaningful hits.

  
  What\'s the difference between Giambi and A-Rod?
  
  

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  Giambi takes it in the ass to cheat at baseball, A-Rod takes it in the ass for pleasure!

  
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Gfunk on 15 Dec, 2004 23:40
• dude these jokes are the ****. i got nothing though.
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by colinh9 on 22 Dec, 2004 21:02
• Classic, I love it!
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  Posted by obsession600 on 23 Dec, 2004 14:27
• A teacher asks her students if they\'re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"  "The Red Sox." "Why\'s that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I\'m a Red Sox fan too." "That\'s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
  
  How many Yankee. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the 2000 lightbulb changing commerative t-shirt and video, and one to brag about how they\'ve blown out 26 light bulbs before.
  
  What\'s the best thing to come out of the Bronx?
  I-95
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