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The OFFICIAL Breakfast Tennis Thread
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The only thing I have to say about Ms. Pac-Man is that she might be as hot as Sharapova.  I\'ll give the nod to Sharapova just for the noises she makes and because I started her appreciation thread.  In fact, between her body, her noises, and her tennis skills, I have no reservation in saying that Sharapova is the greatest tennis player ever.