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rotfl

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:lollol:
"Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I\'m going to turn water into funk!"

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Angels clinch their 2nd straight AL West Title!
Now if the Yankees can just come through. Sorry Bosox fans but the Angels can beat the Yanks. If Cleveland can just keep it together the Angels won\'t have to worry about those chowdaheads.
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

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What\'s with Baltimore puttin\' up 17?  They got something to prove?

Go Jays!!

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What\'s with Baltimore puttin\' up 17?  They got something to prove?

More likely a combination of they have incentives to hit, and the Yankees bullpen is the biggest joke this side of...the Red Sox bullpen.

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this weekend is gonna be iiiiinsane. go any SOX. hope the yankees get spankied.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

hey boston
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get a room, fags!!!

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holly makes great posts! rotfl

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holy cow, ortiz really does resemble Shrek now that it comes to my attention, I will be damned.
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I am glad you posted that Ant because I really was wondering who the green Ortiz was.

This is so pathetic... whats wrong with me... ugh I might as well just say it.

I just want this to be over. I can\'t handle the stress. I wince before every pitch.
**** in the MFA

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Saturday will give us one of the most absolutely bizarre and **** up scenarios in the histroy of sports.  Why?  

The Yankees will beat the Red Sox at Fenway Park to clinch the AL East.  At the same time, the Indians will lose to the White Sox, clinching the wild card for the Red Sox.  There will be SIMULTANEOUS champagne celebrations in BOTH locker rooms at Fenway Park, one room with the Red Sox, one room with the Yankees.  The Red Sox will be having a champagne celebration right after they lose to the Yankees, at home, and lose the division.  

NESN\'S Hazel Mae:  "Rem-Dog, I\'m here in the Red Sox locker room, where the Red Sox have just lost the division to the Yankees, and there\'s champagne everywhere!"

This is going to happen.  Watch.

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Padres are the National League West Champions! Yahooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been a long time. 2nd yr. @ Petco and onto the playoffs. The team is on a tear and screw all those haters. The playoffs are another season all together. Bring It! Pads and Angels in the Series! Yeah I\'m talkin\' crazy but you never know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and only in San Diego is Patron poured along w/ the Champagne.LOL
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Saturday will give us one of the most absolutely bizarre and **** up scenarios in the histroy of sports.  Why?  

The Yankees will beat the Red Sox at Fenway Park to clinch the AL East.  At the same time, the Indians will lose to the White Sox, clinching the wild card for the Red Sox.  There will be SIMULTANEOUS champagne celebrations in BOTH locker rooms at Fenway Park, one room with the Red Sox, one room with the Yankees.  The Red Sox will be having a champagne celebration right after they lose to the Yankees, at home, and lose the division.  

NESN\'S Hazel Mae:  "Rem-Dog, I\'m here in the Red Sox locker room, where the Red Sox have just lost the division to the Yankees, and there\'s champagne everywhere!"

This is going to happen.  Watch.




that\'s some ****.  as long as boston makes it to the playoffs i don\'t care how they do it.  last night was a tough one.......with a yankees win and red sox loss.  i think they should be able to win most of the games left, them being at home and all.  we\'ll see what happens.
*Gia*

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get a room, fags!!!

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Saturday will give us one of the most absolutely bizarre and **** up scenarios in the histroy of sports.  Why?  

The Yankees will beat the Red Sox at Fenway Park to clinch the AL East.  At the same time, the Indians will lose to the White Sox, clinching the wild card for the Red Sox.  There will be SIMULTANEOUS champagne celebrations in BOTH locker rooms at Fenway Park, one room with the Red Sox, one room with the Yankees.  The Red Sox will be having a champagne celebration right after they lose to the Yankees, at home, and lose the division.  

NESN\'S Hazel Mae:  "Rem-Dog, I\'m here in the Red Sox locker room, where the Red Sox have just lost the division to the Yankees, and there\'s champagne everywhere!"

This is going to happen.  Watch.

i was talking to my buddy last night about the same possible scenario.. you put it into great words, and yes this would be absolutely bizarre.. wow, i dont know i feel like if it happens boston will have a very low-key celebration and start gearing up for a sweep of the chi-sox (right? or would it be anaheim?) to head full steam into yankee stadium where they repeat in 7 games. awesome weekend ahead of us, i cant wait and in response to jocelyn\'s comment, you have no idea how happy i am that MY team isnt involved in this straight up sillyness. serious skid marks for sure.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash