Just got this in the inbox from ma dukes, not sure if anyone has seen it yet but I thought it was a good laugh especially at the end.
Winter in New England
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won\'t start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake\'s water gets thicker.
20 above zero:
NYers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, woolhats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die...
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders get frustrated because they can\'t start the kah".
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying..."Cold \'nufffor ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win World Series
Lame. Someone has way too much time on their hands.