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One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine nude nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son and I ain't leaving till this fucking fig pluckin's done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!

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this is hilarious:

1,121 Words You Can\'t Put On An NFL.com Jersey

just the top of the list as a preview:

420
666
2 ON 1
3RD EYE
3RD LEG
3RDEYE
3RDLEG
3SOME
4 TWENTY
4TWENTY
60 NINE
60NINE
A.S.S.
ANAL
ANAL ANNIE

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i admit, i did kinda look past this thread for some reason, but it is pretty ridiculous. Just the thought of these names being requested on a jersey or them actually goin through and denying \'Anal Annie\' (which i think is perfectly fine) or names like that..what the ****!?!? where and how do u find this stuff!? if u look at the link, someone is actually updating it too..
« Last Edit: March 06, 2005, 12:08:12 am by DocEllis70 »
sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..

what about browneye?
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

I just hope Rimjob Toungethruster doesn\'t get drafted from SC State....
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

^ as a tight end....of course
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

how about crotch monkey whiskey dick?

Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
how about crotch monkey whiskey dick?
REAL FUCKIN CLASSY,YOUNG LADY....
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

thanks freddie..i would post more of my favorite NFL players names but this just isn\'t that kind of website