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The Official I Hate Bonds Thread
« Reply #30 on: »
unless they sell thier story for a book deal and buy a hyperbaric chamber
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rotfl
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« Reply #32 on: »
I :strong: Am Jose

       :stupid:
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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« Reply #33 on: »
Quote from: Gordo
but, when you couple phenomenal hand-eye coordination with almost inhuman strength, youve got yourself a whole different story. steroids arent going to make a shitty hitter bat .300, but theyll make a few of their balls that wouldve hit the fence land in the bleachers.

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An athlete playing a major sport in our country and the world for that matter are not normal human beings. THAT"S WHY THEY ARE ATHLETES!! They do things that the normal joe/jane CAN NOT DO. STEROIDS OR NOT!! This is a fact most people conveniently forget. Yes Steroids can help the body heal faster and take more abuse but athletes today CANNOT be compared to other eras when it comes to body dimensions. HUMANS in GENERAL are larger/stronger AND Healthier than ANY time in our recorded history. For me I love Baseball and always will regardless of whom took steroids or not.

Oh yeah and imo Jose Conseco should be put in a room w/ the guys he accused and put on a strecher when he leaves that room. Fuckin\' little ****!!
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« Reply #34 on: »
Quote from: Gordo
steroids arent going to make a shitty hitter bat .300, but theyll make a few of their balls that wouldve hit the fence land in the bleachers.

keyword: FEW

Strength does not necessarily mean home runs, it\'s all about bat speed; unless your are the formentioned Griffey, who still had the sweetest, smoothest swing in the game
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« Reply #35 on: »
Its cheating plain and simple.


They aren\'t called preformance enhancing drugs because they dont work
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« Reply #36 on: »
Maybe with Bonds out of the picture, someone truly deserving of the MVP (Pujols) will get it this year. Personally I hope Bonds never plays again.
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« Reply #37 on: »
Bonds probably is the best baseball player of my time. Ever great sports hero/icon/figure has had some sort of story to go with him/her. It\'s no wonder Bonds ended up like this, arguably the best hitter of our time, i have never heard of a steriod that increases the strength of an eye or I would have 4 eyes!
Anyways, this is the guys legacy. No one wanted him to break McGuire\'s record because of race issue. Bonds just finally gave up with all this media attention. Luckily, he and many of the other sportsfigures get paid so much that a year out of work won\'t hurt.
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« Reply #38 on: »
paw bawwy had a bad day yestewday... awwwww... :(

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« Reply #39 on: »
Quote from: kindm\'s
Its cheating plain and simple.


They aren\'t called preformance enhancing drugs because they dont work

It depends on who named them performance enhancing drugs. Hmmm a sportswriter maybe?
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« Reply #40 on: »
i dont know, im kind of back and forth with this thing. in a way, their whole life is baseball and if there is a way to get better i guess i cant hold it against em. i guess they arent doing damage to anyone but themselves, and **** i definitely do enjoy watching bombs being dropped all the time.
but, then i think about my brother who is a semi-pro ballplayer who will never touch juice and hes kind of **** because it definitely would up his play, its a fact guys. it does make you bigger, faster, stronger. and on top of it the mentality and adrenaline that goes along with steroids is not comparable to a kid who is clean. the total package definitely makes a big difference, the facts are right in front of us.

if they didnt make a difference, why the **** would they use em? please, explain......
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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« Reply #41 on: »
Quote from: Gordo
if they didnt make a difference, why the **** would they use em? please, explain......

Cos chicks dig guys with no necks. . .
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Quote from: antbach
Cos chicks dig guys with no necks. . .

 :sigh: im like a brontasaurus, especially when im playing defense in b-ball.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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« Reply #43 on: »
but hey, i was voted most attractive in my senior class!  :D
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash