Hey Captain Lamethread, there are people on this board who live in Indiana, Montana, and California who get to see the band twice a year if they\'re lucky. If you want the band in your backyard, come up with $2000 and 50 friends and they\'ll do it. It\'s been done.
$2,000 for a private show? What a bunch of scammers.
Break even or bust it was money well spent-uh
Maybe my luck will make it a money day
...play in my backyard or something? why do they have play shows in effin Newtown??? they should be catering to ME, damnit. 
Make it happen. From what I remember, Glastonbury is a wealthy CT town. Perhaps you live on the "Right side of the Tracks" and can easily host the band + open bar for all the .inforumers. I\'ll be around in late december if you want to hold it then!
YoMa, if you change your nickname to "Captain Lamethread" for a month, I\'ll contribute the first $5 to the "Breakfast in YoMa\'s backyard" fund.
mom, can I pleeeeease change my name? its for a good cause...?
the "wiping ass sitting down" thread was quite popular if i remember correctly, surprising as that may seem.
Yeah, it was really popular on phantasytour too before you posted the topic over here.
wow, im so hated by you that you actually looked up all my threads to prove a point.
The search function is very powerful. 2 clicks is all it takes not hatred.
some of these threads wouldnt really justfiy me being lame, though.
No one said that you are lame. Wolfman just pointed out that a lot of your threads are.
i make weird observations and feel the need to put them forward...so what? i have friends on here that actually appreciate my humor and accept me as being a weird guy. the same can be said for other boards that i post on... man, for a board that was begging for more active posters, most of you aren\'t really that acceptant or open. i will continue posting so either accept it or put me on ignore. that\'s all i can suggest.
You post your observations and your humor here for us to read, why are you surprised when we comment? It takes a while to get used to the humor that goes around here but you will get the hang of it.
this thread sucks, lost its potential
this thread sucks, lost its potential
rotfl
Yeah, I thought this one was in the fast lane to 200 replys. Then I went and messed it up. Might as well rename it the "Lame Thread Thread"
2000 is much better than the quote I saw a few YEARS back for string poop incident...$20,000 bwahahaha i imagine now they are much more expensive than that. It makes me want to raise 20 grand....and heckle them!!
BTW $2,000 IMHO is more than worth it, and definately doable...
Dont let these wookies scare you away yoma or Capt. lamethread. There is a place for everyone on this board...well maybe not Antman. Honestly though the "hey WALSH" thread is defiantly Private Message material.
Dont let these wookies scare you away yoma or Capt. lamethread. There is a place for everyone on this board...well maybe not Antman. Honestly though the "hey WALSH" thread is defiantly Private Message material.
my bad on the hey WALSH thread...totally forgot about private messages. i\'ve even used them several times :p