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Who is the farter??
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You ruin every **** show and all the tapes with your loud stinky farts!!!

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Quote from: Klout
You ruin every **** show and all the tapes with your loud stinky farts!!!
Dude you know it\'s you. Show some self control. sheesh!
Worrying is like praying for something you don't want.

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girls don\'t fart.. only skeevie stoners fart!

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ok i have noticed that a lot of people on this board fart at shows without any concern, but no names (DAVE, adrian, tpalms, STEVE) but i also realized at the binghamton show-SEQUOIA SIDE..there was an awful smell..so bad that i had to move.

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Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
ok i have noticed that a lot of people on this board fart at shows without any concern, but no names (DAVE, adrian, tpalms, STEVE)

:lol:

owned.

well, in my defense, i\'ll always let you know when it\'s me.. i\'ll never pull any sort of stealth bombs, like someone did at rev hall, clearing out a good 12-foot radius right in the center of the floor..

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Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya
ok i have noticed that a lot of people on this board fart at shows without any concern, but no names (DAVE, adrian, tpalms, STEVE) but i also realized at the binghamton show-SEQUOIA SIDE..there was an awful smell..so bad that i had to move.
this may be one of the funniest posts ever.

Mama, add me to that list!!

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look, when i\'m listening to a disc of a show i was at and i hear that fluttering flatulence, and i can almost feel the pungent aroma in my nostrils, it brings me right back to how sick the show was, all losing control of one\'s bodily functions...  i say let the farter fart!!
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I am going to be sick.
**** in the MFA

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sorry
?Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ?[/color]

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i KNEW it was you!
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Quote from: Klout
You ruin every **** show and all the tapes with your loud stinky farts!!!


phantasytour--------->thadda way..
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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I farted at work today. I think a few people shopping heard it... I cant say I\'ve ever let one rip at a breakfast show.....

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Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: Klout
You ruin every **** show and all the tapes with your loud stinky farts!!!


phantasytour--------->thadda way..

textbook

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I have yet to see someone light theirs on fire...I saw some people try (after rev hall...you know who you are ;).) but never seen it in action. Does it really work?
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It works alright.  My camp counselor did it by lying on his back with his legs stright up and holding the lighter up to his ass.  The result was a green fireball that went higher than his feet.  He was our hero.