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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #75 on: »
no,but adrian on fender strat and bass,and percission...all at once im sure !!
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #76 on: »
i still havent picked up my car after terrys party....is that a new record for pure laziness???
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #77 on: »
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Originally posted by Stephengencs


so I guess we\'ll just take your word for it King???
There no example here... just 2+ hours of Timmy being sarcastic and goofy because he is awake way too early.
Go see your Breakfast, there are starving Leiths in California

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« Reply #78 on: »
"we\'re on rezi turf now" =)

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« Reply #79 on: »
"im trying to read all of your minds at once and its not going so well.."
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #80 on: »
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Originally posted by freddiewaht
"im trying to read all of your minds at once and its not going so well.."

12-12-04 Solo Timmy @ Acoustic Cafe
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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« Reply #81 on: »
"Come On Guys, Hold It Together"

Timmy to Ian and Sean at SBC (Southport) 12-11-04.  They were about to play the Rooster and Timmy hoisted his beer and toasted, "This one goes out to Dimebag Darrell."  Shumacher replied, "what happened" and all banter hell broke loose with the guys belly laughing while on stage trying to get through the Rooster
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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« Reply #82 on: »
not really banter, but a lyric change:

Horse\'s ass surrounding me..

- The Vermont Song; Knitting Factory 11/26/04

tim actually improv\'d a lot of those lyrics at the end.. couldn\'t understand half of them, but i heard a \'beautiful women surrounding me\' in there as well..

but possibly the funniest thing on the whole recording was at the end, when all was said and done, you hear someone from the audience scream:

TURKEY TOUR ****!!!!!!!!!

i\'ll let you guess who that was.. ;)

lyric changes
« Reply #83 on: »
a funny one that come to mind was sometime back in 2000-2001... a doozie of a show @ the Colorado Brewing Co.... there were a few non-regulars there before they started playing, but shortly afterwards, they all got up & left.....

"Buquebus, Buquebus, Buqeeeebus" turned into "we\'llcleartheplace, we\'llcleartheplace, we\'llcleeeartheplace"
Switching peeping observing and licking
No telling next day what I be thinking

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« Reply #84 on: »
I forget what all the banter during that SBC moment was Gencs do u remember?
Too fat for a tandem bike, and too drunk for a Mountain Bike...taste the fear.

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« Reply #85 on: »
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Originally posted by WALSH
Gencs do u remember?


let me answer that one.....
« Last Edit: December 16, 2004, 12:20:56 am by DocEllis70 »
sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..

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« Reply #86 on: »
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Originally posted by WALSH
I forget what all the banter during that SBC moment was Gencs do u remember?


it was basically everyone in the joint trying to tell the Dimebag Darryl story to Schumacher.  Talkin bout runnin up and shooting him in the head.  The Seanie busts in with the "Wah, would you take a bullet for me".  Wah\'s reply, "If I was still in the way"  or something to that effect......
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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« Reply #87 on: »
"if i so happen to be in the way",or "if the guy has bad aim"....
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #88 on: »
"Is this still David Bowie?"

--PPalms 12-16-04 at about the 15 minute mark of the SICK ASS Space Oddity jam.....

HIGHlarious I was standing with Mr. Palmieri and almost lost my ****.....at first I was like uhhhh, they arent playing David Bowie (thinking the phish tune), then I realized yeah this is still **** Space Oddity...GREAT JAM.  GREAT NIGHT.
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph

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« Reply #89 on: »
"Let me see what I can cook up"

-- TPalms on 12/12/04 Solo Timmy Acoustic Cafe reply to Aruny\'s request for Legend Of Zelda tease in Legend of a Mind, right before he played Legend of a Mind>Legend Of Zelda> Logjammin>Legend Of a Mind
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph