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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
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Tim Palmieri is undoubtedly the king of wacky (and often corney) stage banter.  For me it is one of the many endearing qualities of The Breakfast.  After listening to the 5/24/01 Blues Cafe show last night, I wanted to form a thread where we could post funny Palmierisms as we hear them from shows, radio joe, etc......

Please lets try to just use this thread for the posting of such quotes.  

^I would say it would be fair to post banter from other members of the band if stubled upon.

So, to kick this thread off....

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"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

Tim Palmieri
5-24-01 Blues Cafe
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
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Howdely doodely everybody!!! (sp?)

CLASSIC!!!!!
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.
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"Hello San Diego. It\'s always a pleasure being at a festival celebrating a substance."
Tim saying hello
"If you guys drink enough tonight hopefully you\'ll wake up feeling like this tomorrow"
Tim directly before WUIAC
10/11/03  OKTOBERFEST
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i love at the woodbury reggae fest,when he put the microphone to the side of his head and asked if anyone can hear his headache.....to me,that was classic....btw steevie,ser thread!
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set
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"I don\'t know Ryan, why does it hurt when you Pee?"

-Donivans reef show where DB was calling out for random zappa tunes all night
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"Have yourself a few drinky-drinks, because the more you drink, the better we sound."

4/1/0 Butterfield
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Ahhh...Butterfield.  The sounds, the smells, the cafeteria.  

There\'s so much love in this room!

3/30/1 Butterfield
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Awwww...it wasn\'t that bad, was it?

7/24/2 Wisconsin Dells, after nobody clapped, cheered, or made any noise whatsoever after Frankly Po Zest.
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Pabst will start my car if I really needed it to.

5/5/1 Baker Quad
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Aww boooo, yeah, boooo awww cry, let\'s cry, waaaaah waaaaah.

4/1/0 Butterfield... mocking the crowd after the April Fool\'s YEM.
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"You know I like it in the back" (while pointing to his ass)

6/14/2 Greenville, NC.  Horrific, inexplicable folly while doing those little in-between lines in Phaddy Boom Baddy.
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Originally posted by Wolfman
"You know I like it in the back" (while pointing to his ass)

6/14/2 Greenville, NC.  Horrific, inexplicable folly while doing those little in-between lines in Phaddy Boom Baddy.


...which i proceeded to create a 5-minute loop of tim saying "but always fat, you know i like it in the back... but always fat, you know i like it in the back... but always fat, you know i like it in the back..."

classic.
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YES!  

I just had that loop in my head right now!   But always fat, you know I like it in the back But always fat you know I like it in the back but always fat you know I like it in the back....

Still going!
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PORTER\'S FROM MARCH, following Sundance...

Tim: We need a little more guitar in the monitor

Tim: And some cranberry juice

Jordan: And some water

Tim: We need a little cranberry juice in the monitor
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Originally posted by ChrisPitch
PORTER\'S FROM MARCH, following Sundance...

Tim: We need a little more guitar in the monitor

Tim: And some cranberry juice

Jordan: And some water

Tim: We need a little cranberry juice in the monitor


Dont forget later in the show timmy calling for "ANTIOXIDENTS"

Classic one Pitch!!!!
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Your Mom\'s a ****. - Broseph
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