just threw this together for tim, figured i\'d post it.
[2001] - Why does Catsup and Ketchup spell the same thing?
- Why is \'abbreviation\' such a long word??
- What is another word for synonym??
- Why do cars *park* in driveways and *drive* on parkways??
- Paradox = The Following Sentence is True. The Preceding Sentence is False.
- Today was Yesterday\'s Tomorrow (Quote from Beau Sasser from Uncle Sammy).
- Why do we say we\'re xx years *old* and not years *young*??
- How does this crazy liquid (Tequila) make me feel the way I do??
- Poem written by Tim Palmieri called 911
- Thoughts conveyed through \'911\' poem by Tim.
- If trees had legs, their knees would hurt.
- Why snort coke when you could drink it?
- Why isn\'t Phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
- Palindromatic Lunar Equation = Oct. 2nd, 2001 = 10022001
- Who needs rhetorical questions anyways?
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....coincidence?
- Have You ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- What does the appendix do?
- Why must everything come to an end? (including this show)
- Think about Communication and how incredible it is connecting the world. ie. PB playing live for 100,000 people immediately across GA. Communication is Key.
- When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?
- Make the most of every moment. (something to that extent)
- Question everything.
- Why do Election Days always take place on Tuesday?
- Be Proud of Were You Are From!
- Silence - quiet or deafening??
- Wherever you go, there you are.
- Why is there brail on drive-up ATM machines??
- \'Linda\'s Revenge\', by Craig.
- God = Love, Love = Pizza, God = Pizza
- Everything is what it is
- "Ain\'t" ain\'t a word
- Gods favorite chord is G-Sus Courtesy of Harley from PMM
- Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Frank Zappa
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[2002] - Why do they call a watch a watch?
- All humans also carry a gene that can be found in nothing else except for rice
- \'Night Owl\', a poem written/read by Tim.
- Humans are more closely related to chimps than apes are to chimps
- \'I find it ironic when my mom calls me a son of a
****.\' - by DJ Real.
- Tomato: fruit or vegetable?
- Passage from Packard Goose (Zappa): Information is not knowledge - Knowledge is not wisdom - Wisdom is not truth - Truth is not beauty - Beauty is not love - Love is not music - Music and Frank Zappa are the best
- "Why do we say we\'re going to TAKE a crap?"
- Decriminalize Marijuana (part 1)
- Legalize marijuana (part 2).
- \'If you\'re driving a vehicle at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on?\'
- Birthdays are good for you...the more of them you have, the longer you live
- If you can\'t see my mirrors, I can\'t see you
- Why do ads say free gift? Arent all gifts free.
- \'How the
**** does anyone get anywhere in Boston?\'
- \'Why rubberneck? If you wanna see that stuff, watch COPS.\'
- \'Living on Earth can be very expensive, but at least you get one free trip around the sun each year.\'
- \'For God\'s sake, don\'t clone humans!\'
- \'Ass is what it\'s
**** up to be.\'
- Blue Chip or Clown Mask? You Decide.
- \'Why doesn\'t Lisa like this song?\'
- \'Let\'s make a sandwich.\'
- Beans are neither fruit nor musical; Happy Birthday to Heather
- Why doesnt the Short Beach Saloon have Guinness?
- Do airplanes have keys?
- Why Do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- \'Everyone must have some Shougar in their diet.\'
- \'Why are they called *fingers* when they don\'t *fing*?\'
- What happens when a tow truck needs to be towed?
- Adrian on the mouth theramin imitating a meter of sorts
- You may be one person in this world, but you also may be the world to just one person
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- Why doesn\'t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Even Broken clocks are right twice a day
- What do you call the tube in a paper towel roll?
- SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
- The Daltons live in a doozie, The Dolphins are in the jacuzzi
- If being bona fide is wrong, I don\'t want to be right
- The Turtle Right of Passage by Wolfman: One fat hen couple duck three brown bear four running hare five fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch six simple simon sitting on a stone seven sinbad sailors sailed the seven seas eight egotistical egoists echoing egotistical ecstasies nine
**** nublians nimbly nibbling nuts gnats nicotine ten was and never was a fig plucker nor a fig plucker\'s son and I ain\'t leaving till this
**** fig pluckin\'s done now ask me if I am a turtle. (Tim) Are you a turtle? (Wolf) You bet your sweet ass I\'m a turtle. Once a turtle, always a turtle!
- It ain\'t no sin, to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones. - William Burroughs
- Where is RAQ?
- Bratwurst - Meditations on Bratwurst (Ron and Adrian Dialogue)
- Don\'t Get the Clowns Drunk on Bratwurst
- Does Raisin Bran contain exactly two scoops of raisins?
- What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about??
- Why do they sell Coca Cola in Liters and not Gallons and Milk in Gallons and not Liters?
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a girls heart?
- \'A pig has a 30 minute orgasm.\'
- \'Humans & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.\'
- \'The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body.\'
- A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
- The average chocalte bar has 8 insects legs in it.
- The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.
- You can take a man out of Staven, but you cant the Staven out of the man
- The Perfect Heads!
- Which Dome is Better??
- If first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Generally speaking, you arent learning much when your mouth is moving.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Dont worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
- Sex is like air. Its not important unless you arent getting any.
- \'Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off right now.\'
- \'But on the other hand, there are different fingers.\'
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
- How long a minute is depends on waht side of the bathroom door you\'re on.
- Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
- Don\'t cry because it\'s over; smile because it happened.
- \'Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.\' (Frank Zappa quote)
- If God made anything better than pizza, he kept it to himself
- Tryptophan?
Whats the Deal?
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour
- Ever notice that the people who are late are often jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
- Do Aliens Have Thumbs?
- "Don\'t drink and park, accidents cause people"
- 30 hits of good luck for Jordan on his B-DAY
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[2003] - All We Are Saying, Is Give Peace a Chance
- SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
- It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year\'s supply of footballs
- If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
- Is Disney World the only people trap ran by a mouse?
- BONA FIDE, Chew On It!
- Happy Valentines Day!
- Celebrate the love you have for someone all year and not just one day. It\'s the little things that mean a lot.
- Opinions are like
****; everyone has one and they all smell but mine!
- "Timmy Needs Sleepy"
- "Why is my mic limp?"
- "Confucious say " he who grow long beard, live long life
- "Confucious say "Man who goes to bed w/ Itchy rectum wakes up w/ smelly finger"
- If everybody only fought in self-defense, there would be no fighting.
- "Register To Vote!"
- "Legalize It"
- "It\'s a Po Boy"
- "The Air Symphony (the sound of sucking in air)"
- "Song Sandwich = Song Boxty"
- "News Flash reported by Jordan Giangreco"
- "Doozie Meter" read and given by Adrian Tramontano
- Everyone Celebrate in the Instrument we all have and don\'t know The Morning Throat Ripple!
- Can You Hear My Headache? (Tim puts microphone to his head)
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
- I don\'t suffer from insanityI enjoy every second of it!
- I live in my own little world, but its okay, they know me here!
- Don\'t squat with your spurs on
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works
- No one is listening until you fart
- What do bullet-proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All invented by women.
- There are only four words in the English language which end in dous; tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous
- There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: abstemious and facetious.
- There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: indivisibility.
- The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.
- The sentence The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog uses every letter of the alphabet.
- Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
- Pizza. On average, Americans consume 18 acres of pizza a day.
- Elephants can run 20 miles per hour
- Elephants are the only mammals with 4 knees
- "Friends and Family."
- Toilet Bowls flush in E flat
- "Trick or treat."
- Smallest county in America is Manhattan
- Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- 2004 - Be safe, Be Smart, Have Fun
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[2004] - \'Cheers to good health!\';
- Chickpea is neither a chick nor a pea, discuss.
- Venue Rules; No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed.
- Congratulations to Marcial & Laura for getting married
- Love! It keeps the world going round. It is the source of creation. God is Love, God is DNA
- We love to play notes!
- Congratulations to Jordan for beating the top score on the pinball machine by 100 million points.
- Thanks to the crew: Josh Dobson & Chris Mandler
- "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
- Congrats to Seniors of George School
- Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music, music and Frank Zappa are the best! (Packard Goose by Frank Zappa)
- LOVE The Ron Spears & Lisa Camorata Story
- The best way to double your money is to fold it up and put it back in your pocket
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[2005] - Real Radio. (Tim thanks entire crew.)
- \'Why don\'t we play Food For Thought anymore?\'
