New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!

• New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
  Posted by Wolfman on 03 Jun, 2006 17:26
• On the heels of the wildly successful Logo-Parody Bonanza, we bring you another delicious creativity contest.  Ladies, gentlemen, and Blubladanians, introducing...
  
  THE BREAKFAST HAIKU BONANZA![/COLOR]
  
  That\'s right, time to release your inner poet and get those Breakfast Haikus going!  It\'s cool because anyone can do this, you don\'t need a fancy graphics program this time!  Let\'s run this for two weeks, through 6/17/06.    
  
  The prize for this contest is a ticket to the Breakfast show of your choice anytime in 2006
  
  A Haiku is a 3-line poem.  The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.  That\'s it.  Nice and simple!
  
  Here\'s three to get us started:
  
  Fingers flying fast
  Fretboard doesn\'t have a chance
  Timmy Tour Fo Life!
  
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  I like to eat Za
  It sounds as good as it tastes
  Take it off the shelf
  
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  Rufus breaks my balls
  But not like Staven Guineas
  Those guys are brutal
  
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  OK, your turn!  Ready, set, HAIKU!
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by Cori on 03 Jun, 2006 22:58
• Yay!  This sounds like fun.  I\'ll have to think about it for awhile, and it will give me something to do at work when I am bored :spin:
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by ChrisPitch on 04 Jun, 2006 14:05
• Another contest?
  
  This one, I think I can win
  
  But I hate haikus!
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by FrankZappa on 05 Jun, 2006 07:44
• a few quick ones, not very good:
  
  breakfast dot info
  has all of your breakfast news
  it\'s superfly phaddy fat
  
  phaddy boom baddy
  baseball bat - not too skinny
  no, it\'s always fat
  
  wolf says he counts notes
  but I think he\'s full of ****
  if not he\'s a dork.
  
  Gladys pimps with me
  and my home is blubladan
  I am buquebus
  
  tobacco road fun!
  no sleeping, only drinking
  hells kitchen, new york.
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by wildcoyote on 05 Jun, 2006 10:11
• Happy New Haven
  The Breakfast back at Toad\'s Place
  It\'s about damn time
  
  
  The old songs are good
  The new songs are much better
  New album coming
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by kindm's on 05 Jun, 2006 10:46
• So Very Tired
  Strong Coffee Not Working Well
  It is all Tim\'s Fault
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 07 Jun, 2006 23:34
• Buhler?
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by skalnbyc on 13 Jun, 2006 00:04
• Quote from: Wolfman

  Buehler?

  
  Too much hotey ragin\' & halfyard sluggin\' ??
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by wstielau on 13 Jun, 2006 00:53
• Breakast disc in car
  Makes my jeep go way too fast
  Damn, I see radar
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• #9 Reply
  Posted by SETH HANIEL on 13 Jun, 2006 03:44
• The Breakfast The American Scene
  But Will I Ever get to See\'em
  Afraid Only in My Dreams
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• #10 Reply
  Posted by wildcoyote on 13 Jun, 2006 09:13
• haiku=5 7 5 right?
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• #11 Reply
  Posted by Todd on 13 Jun, 2006 12:05
• Quote from: Wolfman

  A Haiku is a 3-line poem.  The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.

  syllables, not words.
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• #12 Reply
  Posted by wildcoyote on 13 Jun, 2006 12:10
• Wow, yeah, didn\'t even do a word count on those. Good observation Todd.
  Shame on me for not looking back in the thread.
  I was correct though.
  wildcoyote=haiku nazi
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• #13 Reply
  Posted by wstielau on 14 Jun, 2006 01:09
• Breakfast in SoCal
  Perhaps again this autumn
  Plane tickets for now
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• #14 Reply
  Posted by Drew_Kingsley on 14 Jun, 2006 01:46
• Love Lake was better
  Without cliché blues ending
  Bring back "not a dream"
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