On the heels of the wildly successful Logo-Parody Bonanza, we bring you another delicious creativity contest. Ladies, gentlemen, and Blubladanians, introducing...
THE BREAKFAST HAIKU BONANZA![/COLOR]
That\'s right, time to release your inner poet and get those Breakfast Haikus going! It\'s cool because anyone can do this, you don\'t need a fancy graphics program this time! Let\'s run this for two weeks, through 6/17/06.
The prize for this contest is a ticket to the Breakfast show of your choice anytime in 2006
A Haiku is a 3-line poem. The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables. That\'s it. Nice and simple!
Here\'s three to get us started:
Fingers flying fast
Fretboard doesn\'t have a chance
Timmy Tour Fo Life!
* *
I like to eat Za
It sounds as good as it tastes
Take it off the shelf
* *
Rufus breaks my balls
But not like Staven Guineas
Those guys are brutal
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OK, your turn! Ready, set, HAIKU!
Yay! This sounds like fun. I\'ll have to think about it for awhile, and it will give me something to do at work when I am bored :spin:
Another contest?
This one, I think I can win
But I hate haikus!
a few quick ones, not very good:
breakfast dot info
has all of your breakfast news
it\'s superfly phaddy fat
phaddy boom baddy
baseball bat - not too skinny
no, it\'s always fat
wolf says he counts notes
but I think he\'s full of
****if not he\'s a dork.
Gladys pimps with me
and my home is blubladan
I am buquebus
tobacco road fun!
no sleeping, only drinking
hells kitchen, new york.
Happy New Haven
The Breakfast back at Toad\'s Place
It\'s about damn time
The old songs are good
The new songs are much better
New album coming
So Very Tired
Strong Coffee Not Working Well
It is all Tim\'s Fault
Buehler?
Too much hotey ragin\' & halfyard sluggin\' ??
Breakast disc in car
Makes my jeep go way too fast
Damn, I see radar
The Breakfast The American Scene
But Will I Ever get to See\'em
Afraid Only in My Dreams
Wow, yeah, didn\'t even do a word count on those. Good observation Todd.
Shame on me for not looking back in the thread.
I was correct though.
wildcoyote=haiku nazi
Breakfast in SoCal
Perhaps again this autumn
Plane tickets for now
Love Lake was better
Without cliché blues ending
Bring back "not a dream"