I bet after 7:30pm, people will be too drunk to even notice if you wandered into the Union League. 
I am scared of drunk cops........
blah, i hate weddings that i must attend when something of this fun level pops up.
:that: unless the breakfast is playing at your wedding!
:that: unless the breakfast is playing at your wedding!
sounds like a great way to ruin a perfectly good breakfast show
:that: unless the breakfast is playing at your wedding!
sounds like a great way to ruin a perfectly good breakfast show
:lol: Breakfast + an open bar?! = dangerous!
either way, Family Jam sounds great... & I\'m looking forward to pregame @ Union League too!
And what do I tell the screaming baby that\'s a week old?
thats the beauty part, a week old screaming baby will never ever, in one million years remember that you dipped out for a day.......have your mother in law come stay with your wife......I cant, however, guarantee that you will have a key that fits into the new lock on your front door when you get back home.........but you can cross that bridge when you get to it....
Most noob babies sleep a lot, remember that!
And what do I tell the screaming baby that\'s a week old?
just explain to the kid that you\'re not it\'s father and it should calm down long enough for you to get some rest. that should last for a while until it realizes you lied.
just explain to the kid that your a bloody doucherag that lacks balls and get on with it..
And what do I tell the screaming baby that\'s a week old?
just explain to the kid that you\'re not it\'s father and it should calm down long enough for you to get some rest. that should last for a while until it realizes you lied.
...and the winner, by 1st round KO: oldnewbie.
blah, i hate weddings that i must attend when something of this fun level pops up.
Get real drunk right after vows and excuse yourself before embarrassing the bride..then run behind the place..puke and come directly to my house!