If PB ever plays a gig that causes kroop to get naked on stage, whether Giants stadium or Wimbley, I will ban myself from all gigs and never post on the forum again.
If PB\'s manager ever gets naked on stage at Giants Stadium, I will read the headline in the Post the next day: HEADY CRACK
If PB ever plays at Paradiso in Amsterdam I\'ll most assuredly be there. (My favorite venue on the planet)
If PB ever get "whacked" by the mafia in Vegas, and buried alive, I will dig them all up and proceed to avenge them single-handedly. Then we\'ll smoke a 7.5gram joint.
If PB ever gets a tour bus, I will test drive over 100 tour buses for them.
If PB ever opened for any of Les Claypool\'s bands ( Bucket o\' Bernie Brains,Flying Frog Brigade, OYSTERHEAD ) I will probably spontanouesly combust as Les RAIDED PB\'s set w/ a Monstrous Sound!!!!
Hey! What\'s this thread doing in no-mans-land?
If PB ever gets eaten by GWAR, I will cheer until I lose my voice.
That would be a great sight to behold w/ xtra blood!
If PB ever \'plays a festival in Sedona Arizona with Keller Williams and Leftover Salamon, \' I will, \'make a four day camping trip out of it, take as many friends as I can, smoke a half pound of AZ\'s finest buds, and try to not get as drunk as I was at SCI at the same venue.\'
August 23rd PB opener
Sedona Arizona
Livin it up in the Red Rocks of AZ
Good times.... good brew.. good buds... great jams. Ya\'ll should be there!
gitchU oNe
If PB plays this setlist at the CBC on 9-19-03.................
soundcheck: tales of brave ulysees
set 1: Garcian Fishbowl, Drunkmonk Bar, Episode 1 (happy) > Gladys pimp and the kangaroos, merge > ?* > May Fly Disaray > Deep Elum Blues
Set 2: Memory of a Free Festival, Episode 2 (MooBoo\'s VooDoo) > The Chase > Funky Bill\'s Circus Cliche, Buquebus > Son Of Simpleton > Cut Me Some Slack > King Kong >Earache My Eye > Legend of a Mind > Eschers Etchings
Encore: Shakedown Street, Score
SET 1: Acoustic
* Drum solo where, at some point, Adrian is playing a pint glass half full being held by a sexy CBC bartender/waitress
...................................I would...................................die!
no matter what goes down at CBC, it will be NICE!
If PB ever turned gothic and changed their name to Narcissus & Echo...
Actually, are N & E still around??
If PB sells out giants stadium, I will make a dvd of it with Kroop dancing naked as the animated menu. instead of his ass saying "it\'s about damn time", it will list the setlist and you\'ll have to scroll through the songs to hear anything.
extra easter egg special features will also include slow motion of DeBlock getting thrown off the stage as he reapears out of the swamps of jersey and attempts to grab the mic to sing _________ by springsteen.
by the by, how ya holdin up db? I know your monitoring but not posting. write me sometime you jerk! i havent heard from you in over a year now!!
paulryan01@yahoo.com
*Time for my semi-annual THREAD FROM THE DEAD! It\'s funny to read an old thread sometimes and see what people were saying a couple of years ago. Plus, there are some good topics that have not been discussed by all the new members.*[/B]
If "PB" ever opens a band-themed diner called "The Psychedelic Breakfast" I will eat there every day and open up franchise locations across the universe.
if pb every changes their name to simply The Breakfast, wins a jammy for best new groove, and still havent gathered enough fans to headline a major festival I think I will still be happy since I can see them front row at the majority of shows I see.
If TB members turn gay, I would just blame Gencs & his MP\'s