Fill in the blanks: If PB ever ___________ I will ____________
1. If PB ever headlines Red Rocks, I will provide tickets and limo transportation to the show for everyone who responds to this thread.
2. If PB ever plays a Zappa diesel of at least 100 Zappa tunes in one night, I will lick shaving cream off the nipple of a hairy 300 pound man.
3. If PB plays "We Are The Champions" the night the Red Sox win the World Series, and I am there, I will declare Red Sox fandom to be at an unmatchable pinnacle, and become a Yankees fan.
Inspired by Steve\'s PNC/Hawaii bet. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
Wolfman
Just gettin in on my Red Rocks hook up....
oh and...
If PB ever Covers all 3 Blind Melon albums at one show, I will do whatever it takes to follow the band on an entire run (quit my job, get a divorce, etc..)
I would like to see them play Echoes.
oh come on gray, play the game!
if pb ever sold out and started playing more bitchy radio friendly tunes i will find something else to do with most of my spare time.
If PB ever plays in NYC again, i will definately bring lots and lots of underage high school girls from westchester to the show. and thats what its all about
SWEET! see you on 7/18, Blackie! :lol:
looks like the other half is staying home on 7/18

Old School.......................such a great movie
If PB ever becomes a KISS cover band named "Beth, What Can I Do?" I will hang myself with my own hair.
If PB ever does an 80s Metal Diesel Experiment (either heavy Iron Maiden style or glam Poison style) I will drop out of school if necessary to see it.
If PB ever covers all 3 Blind Mellon albums at Red Rocks, I will don a tootoo (sp?) and wear it all the way out west in Wolf\'s limo, singing show tunes out the sunroof!!!
:lol:rotfl:lol:
best. thread. ever.
If PB ever plays Cheap Sunglasses, I\'ll shut the hell up and never request another song.
If PB ever plays Meddle I will not no what to say.
if PB ever does the halftime show of the SuperBowl, I will find a way to put viles of LSD in the player\'s Gateorade