I know this has been mentioned before... but is it stilll rumored that we might get some more of the Buquebus saga??
While on route with his new job, that crazy little kid, Ekkatin was running late because he got lit hanging out with the wild pack of asscracks all night in metropolis at the beer jubilee. He was mad at Doughboy for hitting on his sister Gladys. I mean, Doughboy KNEW Gladys was going out with Kote, but ever since the party at the love lake, Doughboy was feeling an attraction to shade ditty. Ser, if he wanted a rush, go back to the casino! Making matters worse, Ekkatin was lost, it\'s late and this mail truck isn\'t going to drive itself.
More of that later though. There are some infrequently asked questions still left since we saw Buquebus last... Buquebus has not been heard from in some time and it is rumored he has changed his name and set off on a new beginning to escape the wrath of rufus for stiffing him on fixing his roof while \'queb was scoring with that gypse girl rufus calls his wife, the infamous mooboo. Buquebus was at drunk monk bar when rufus decided to give him a little food for thought and ask him what exactly his intentions were. Buqubus, who had always lived his life with no regrets, simply told rufus to cut him some slack, but rufus beat the living daylights out of him and told mooboo he\'d get her for her tricky ways before this unconscious jive talkin\' fairy could rush out of here.
Buquebus is groggy as he wakes up in a coma. This is just like when he found himself in that vortex of high school they called prom \'97. He doesn\'t know what\'s come over him, but he feels Frankly PoZest. All this "tribal funkaffliction" as Mooboo called it, was the honey butter really worth it? Sure as the world needs us it was, but the good things in life had to be more than just gravity bongs and a quick score now and then. It didn\'t matter any more though. The chase was on and the message was clear: mooboo\'s voodoo ain\'t no joke and rufus was going to give him another fresh cut or two before the night was over. Now he could finally see the light. He waits for his chance and then he\'s out the door and catches a cab which slides into the crosstown traffic before Rufus stops fighting with mooboo long enough to even notice.
Buquebus goes into hiding and changes his name to harry in hopes that his hard luck will change. He moves away from metropolis and in with his uncle freddie in vermont. Sure the Za sucks up here and the mayfly\'s dissarray is relentless, but at least there aren\'t roofers trying to kick his ass anymore and he finally got away from that job on the docks where his friend Ryan would yell "Ahoy!" at him everytime they saw each other. The newly named Harry is walking home to Vera street one day along the highway, cursing his rust bucket of a car for finally dying on him a few miles back when he hears the sound of a vehicle approaching. "What the funk!" is all he can think as a truck, driven by Ekkatin comes screaming around the corner. With nowhere to jump out of the way in time, the son of simpleton hits hard luck harry and kills him. Ekkatin barely even notice and keeps on driving. "Was probably a deer" he thinks to himself as he continues to fidget with the tunage on his radio.
wait, was I suppose to reveal any of that? oh well.
