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"Gypsies -n- Taints Are Freeks" (Move over Wierd Al)
« on: January 31, 2007, 12:41:44 pm »
Gypsies -N- Taints Are Freeks
Sung to the tune of Cher\'s Gypsies, Tramps, and Theives
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Gavin is a gypsie born in Sunapee new hamp
Building stone walls he never gets a cramp
He loves to smoke and drink the brown liquor
Always makin sure the buds aren’t nooker

Gypsies –n- Taints are freeks
They hear it from their friends all around
Them damn Gypsies –n- Taints are freeks
But every night all the heads would come around
And we’d all smoke some buds down
 
Then there is a kid who calls himself BooBoo
A tall taint he is must be six two
He wears this crazy tshirt
With the nipples cut out
Gotta think the chaffing must really hurt

Gypsies –n- Taints are freeks
They hear it from their friends all around
Them damn Gypsies –n- Taints are freeks
But every night all the heads would come around
And we’d all smoke some buds down

There is another gypsie he goes by G-Funk
He’s definitely a Papa
Living in Hamden this kid aint no punk
He’s the only gypsie… Papa GFunk
Livin in New Haven County not Willimantic

Then there’s this taint called Lexington
Not really sure where that name comes from
He’s an alright kid but doesn’t really say much
So when he’s around I always watch my stuff

Gypsies –n- Taints are freeks
They hear it from their friends all around
Them damn Gypsies –n- Taints are freeks
But every night all the heads would come around
And we’d all smoke some buds down
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a whore. - Broseph

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 12:45:01 pm »
oh my goodness...
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 12:48:42 pm »
Quote from: sallyalli;133055
oh my goodness...


I was really bored this morning......
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a whore. - Broseph

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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 12:59:06 pm »
i really think you might have a hit here Stevie..
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 01:01:04 pm »
I am hoping that maybe Tim will see it, modify any lyrics he sees fit, and starts playing it on Timmy Tour......
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a whore. - Broseph

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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 01:16:45 pm »
rotflrotflrotfl
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 01:34:57 pm »
there needs to be a verse for bonzo, any gypsy that\'ll hitchhike a couple hundred miles just to get to a show that he\'s too young to get in the door in the first place deserves his own song, really.

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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 01:46:40 pm »
You have a good point igzy.....
I stepped into a nightmare. Noticed you were right there. - Doozer
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. -Mandela
Your Mom\'s a whore. - Broseph

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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 02:49:00 pm »
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there needs to be a verse for bonzo, any gypsy that\'ll hitchhike a couple hundred miles just to get to a show that he\'s too young to get in the door in the first place deserves his own song, really.

That kid is a freakin\' character. Not all-together right in the head.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 02:50:57 pm »
t\'aint bad! t\'aint bad at all! do i smell a top ten hit for the duzo?
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2007, 07:19:14 pm »
Friggin rediculous. Hit the nail on the head with that tune. Kinda makes me wanna put on some Zappa and smoke a blunt. Bonzo should def get a verse or two. Im sure there are some hilarious rhymes for that kid.