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« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2007, 05:12:41 am »
Stupid is as stupid does....I\'m going to need and
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« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2007, 09:12:12 am »
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Hey, stop picking on Jim.  

Who is this guy?  What\'s going on here?  

And by the way, cuz is not a word.  UR is not a word.   And finally, u is spelled y-o-u.  

So our lesson has concluded:
before you call someone an idiot, please form a complete and proper English sentence.


you are setting your standards way to high Skye.


OK, so here\'s a bit of logic for you to ponder: The \'retard box\' is a penalty box for people who are deemed to need a time out if I understand it correctly. This thread has been deemed the \'retard box\'. Now, because it\'s just a message thread, anyone who posts a reply (myself included) is voluntarily putting themselves in the box. Furthermore, it is impossible to leave the box unless you delete your comments.

Just wasn\'t sure if any of you also saw the irony in that.
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« Reply #62 on: January 27, 2007, 11:28:36 am »
oooooh igzy, i\'m just busting balls man.  justin & rujah, i hope you know i\'m not really trying to put you guys down, i just think the internet can be a fun place to get in silly little pissing contests.  and those two guys are not the only ones whos balls i bust.  if anyone ever thinks i\'m crossing a line, please do let me know.



or just read one of the 982375923784 freddie vs. leith threads and realize that i\'m not so bad.
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« Reply #63 on: January 27, 2007, 11:54:44 am »
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no lol...



before you correct my grammer... remember what box your in!


So, you\'re admitting you are a "retard"?  
and did you ever think maybe using that term to describe yourself may offend some people?  i.e. people who have family members who are mentally challenged/handicapped.

i honestly haven\'t heard that word used since i was 6.

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« Reply #64 on: January 27, 2007, 11:59:14 am »
Plus you\'re just wasting half a breath or a couple keystrokes when you could just as easily say "tard" .
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« Reply #65 on: January 27, 2007, 12:02:23 pm »
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i honestly haven\'t heard that word used since i was 6.


Ha, me too; and it\'s not the first time I have thought that while reading something on this board. You\'re only as old as you are willing to act or admit.
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« Reply #66 on: January 27, 2007, 12:50:00 pm »
Retard is only as bad a word as you intend it to be. I have love for retarded people too, but, frankly, that is what they are. Retarded.

And don\'t give me any of that "mentally handicapped" pc/bs. If I were retarded I\'d rather have someone call me retarded than that crazy jive. Just because they\'re a retard doesn\'t mean they have to feel like a hand-i-cap !

And just because I\'m a genius doesn\'t mean I get pissed if people don\'t call me "intellectually advanced". Call me "smart" and I\'m perfectly happy.

.. and yet here I am in the retard penalty box :D
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« Reply #67 on: January 27, 2007, 02:26:54 pm »
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oooooh igzy, i\'m just busting balls man.  justin & rujah, i hope you know i\'m not really trying to put you guys down, i just think the internet can be a fun place to get in silly little pissing contests.  and those two guys are not the only ones whos balls i bust.  if anyone ever thinks i\'m crossing a line, please do let me know.



or just read one of the 982375923784 freddie vs. leith threads and realize that i\'m not so bad.


please... don\'t be touching my balls...they\'re fragile...like eggs."
Dave can I "moderate" this thread? probally not... but I wish I could kick out these smart asses who are trying to prove how smart they ar ein "the tard box"

And...as for Jim...I have less than 250 words that will prove I\'m smarter...

"For $7.50 you can get a small cheese & tomato pizza, a small chesseburger, a pickle, nachos, salsa, and a HUGE glass of killians Irish red at Uno\'s... tell me where you can get a better deal than that (with tax and roasted peanuts included?)
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« Reply #68 on: January 27, 2007, 02:58:23 pm »
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please... don\'t be touching my balls...they\'re fragile...like eggs."
Dave can I "moderate" this thread? probally not... but I wish I could kick out these smart asses who are trying to prove how smart they ar ein "the tard box"

And...as for Jim...I have less than 250 words that will prove I\'m smarter...

"For $7.50 you can get a small cheese & tomato pizza, a small chesseburger, a pickle, nachos, salsa, and a HUGE glass of killians Irish red at Uno\'s... tell me where you can get a better deal than that (with tax and roasted peanuts included?)

Uno\'s isn\'t real pizza.

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« Reply #69 on: January 27, 2007, 03:08:13 pm »
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Uno\'s isn\'t real pizza.


believe me... i know... i worked at an old ma and pa pizza shop for more than 5 years... the one thing I learned is just that. But they must put drugs in their pizza or something...because its soooo godamned addicting!

plus I\'ll eat any pizza that cost $5 or less!

Hey Jim,
 How about battling it out in the arcade instead? I\'ll let you pick out the game!
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« Reply #70 on: January 27, 2007, 03:26:59 pm »
firstly,skyprizm,get off your high horse.
if the word retard bothers you,your flippin retarted.
b.jutmcdougal,go home and get your fucking shinebox brah
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« Reply #71 on: January 27, 2007, 03:28:04 pm »
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Hey Jim,
 How about battling it out in the arcade instead? I\'ll let you pick out the game!

You may be starting something you can\'t finish.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2007, 03:30:42 pm by jocelyn »
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« Reply #72 on: January 27, 2007, 03:29:32 pm »
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firstly,skyprizm,get off your high horse.
I\'m not on a high horse....my future brother-in-law has downs syndrome.  

honestly, i think its an insensitive term... i have a right to my opinion.  i find it almost as bad as the n word.  

Why don\'t we just open up a thread call the N___er Box??

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« Reply #73 on: January 27, 2007, 03:31:32 pm »
is that right...

I will! But then people would just hate me.... opposed to being annoyed!
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« Reply #74 on: January 27, 2007, 03:36:05 pm »
People who are overly sensitive to things are often the ones with deep rooted biases.

Not making accusations, this is a thing I\'ve noticed.

Everyone lighten the fuck up.

I\'m going to go set some churches on fire while wearing a suit I made out of the skin of 89 lesbians\' vaginas... after which I\'m going to give sugar intravenously to diabetics and morphine lollipops to small children. Really really cute children. Wearing onesies.

Enjoy your afternoon.
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