dude i cant believe you just let the government and the media brainwash you with all that scientific mumbo jumbo. EVERYONE knows science can\'t prove anything.
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty
vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy
sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.
Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group
has been causing more crimes than it\'s been preventing?
Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I\'d be lying if I said my men weren\'t
committing crimes.
Kent: [pause] Well, touche\'.