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« on: June 22, 2006, 04:13:45 pm »
But Every Time I Turn Around,my Fingers Balls Deep In My Bunghole...
Any Help?
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2006, 04:16:49 pm »
:lol:rotfl:lol:
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2006, 04:21:07 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2006, 04:25:54 pm »
:lol: if that doesn\'t help nothing will
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2006, 04:28:56 pm »
id totally tap that schnot outta that.
no,i will.
seriously,i will...
whens shes done with me she wont shit right for at least a day or so,depending..
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2006, 04:47:32 pm »
stick it in a blender.
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2006, 05:28:17 pm »
you could try associating some sever pain with it like possibly trying it with those gloves that ninjas use to climb walls, ya know the ones that have like spiked hooks on the palms and fingers....just a thought, either that or use lemon juice as a lube.  now go kick some ass!!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2006, 05:58:24 pm »
have someone sever your arms just below the shoulders. If barbra\'s turning you on, it\'s your only chance.
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2006, 06:04:43 pm »


image thanks to mamalaka
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2006, 07:12:13 pm »
oh yeah, take it all off !!
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2006, 07:46:02 pm »
perhaps you should start smoking instead of masterbating.
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2006, 07:57:41 pm »
i prefer to smoke whiel masterbating.
once i even lit my pubes on fire.
the smell that came off that=indescribable
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2006, 08:15:56 pm »
<<< Masterbates to this thread.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2006, 08:30:31 pm »
:wah:
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2006, 08:31:52 pm »
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i prefer to smoke whiel masterbating.
once i even lit my pubes on fire.
the smell that came off that=indescribable

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