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I knew there was a perk to being Jewish!!
« on: January 25, 2010, 05:26:00 pm »
Yes, this thread is destined for a short life and a quick death. But here goes...



So, even us non-ser biz jews are jewish enough for a free trip to Israel.

http://www.birthrightisrael.com/site/PageServer

I\'m def going next winter, if any Jews out there wanna come, the more the merrier!!
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 05:45:32 pm »
my friend just got back from Israel.  It was her first time and she loved it.  There were a lot of people there her age doing the same thing.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 06:06:09 pm »
Yeah that\'s a big thing with all the 20 somethin year old jews here on the north side of Chicago. That would be a fun trip.

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 07:18:52 pm »
Jewish and homosexual....what a combo

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 07:29:17 pm »
so how does one fake being a jew...  I wanna go!

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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2010, 08:36:21 pm »
Quote from: dredmonkey;251405
Jewish and homosexual....what a combo


wtf! i just called you. cant pick up your phone but you can talk shit online? now THats dick
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 09:04:28 pm »
That\'s pretty cool. You get a trip to a real dangerous part of the world to see where all this shit with the Arabic world started.

Only negative I see is after the trip you\'re still Jewish. ;)
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 09:14:36 pm »
I know at least 20 people who have done Birthright Isreal and every one of them got laid on the trip.  But Lex, do keep in mind that most of the women on the trip are there to troll for their future lawyer/doctor/executive husband and will be terrified of a crunchy hippie such as yourself.  But hey, that being the case all you need is one headdy girl on your trip and it\'s an easy layup.  Have fun! :)

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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2010, 10:08:53 pm »
sorry dude ill get back to you, my phone was in the other room

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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2010, 01:02:42 pm »
Quote from: leith;251414
Only negative I see is after the trip you\'re still Jewish. ;)


:lol:rotfl:lol:
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2010, 02:07:32 pm »
That\'s it for you people, I expect to be the only one at the Baruch College show......Whineberg.
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2010, 02:40:39 pm »
I kind of miss my foreskin.

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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2010, 03:02:21 pm »
I just ate a knish. Thats a perk.

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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2010, 07:35:41 pm »
Aww...I would have gone, but I\'m over the age limit now. And, I\'m not Jewish anymore, oh well! :shrug:
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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2010, 12:44:09 am »
But, are you Jewish anyless???.....Whineberg.
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