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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #75 on: August 22, 2009, 10:32:12 am »
Someone Help Me!!! Help Me!!!
Just watched three horror movies in two days!!!
(The Feeding,Evil Dead,Cemetery Gates).
 I feel a strong urge for my Beer Dope today!
There is no force in the universe that is going to stop me!!!
I\'m sorry I failed you Billy Mays!!!
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« Reply #76 on: August 23, 2009, 07:55:59 am »
I would like to thank my addiction spirit guide Billy Mays for
guiding me safely through the DUI checkpoint last night.
After a ten beer binge I was waved through five cops and
three squad cars at a DUI road block!
I must have looked like a little old lady coming home from church!  
Thanks again Billy Mays!
p.s.The cops must have thought, nobody would be that stupid to
drive through a DUI checkpoint after ten beers!
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« Reply #77 on: August 25, 2009, 09:14:40 pm »
Haven\'t had a beer since sunday!
I did have some dark rum on ice though.
No chips or horror movies yet this week!
Maybe I\'\'ll go on a licorice binge tomorrow,
I\'m feeling weak.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2009, 11:08:48 pm by KEN RAFLOWITZ »

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« Reply #78 on: August 26, 2009, 12:36:01 am »
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It\'s true the world probably doesn\'t care if it has 20 more parts per million CO2...

Dragonflies will survive at least.

I highly recommend reading the book "The Emperor\'s New Climate"
Of course, I agree that pollution is terrible! I hate riding my bike through busy streets, inhaling diesel that definitely affects my ovaries in the long run.

There is more in play than actual global warming \'caused\' by humans. There have been heating and cooling cycles throughout our planet\'s mysterious history that naturally fluctuate. Whether or not we are causing warming, it\'s important not to infringe upon our freedoms in the quest for the greater "good" of the planet. If a nation can control and regulate C02, that\'s basically telling them to have free reign over what we can and cannot do, including driving over a certain mileage...The last time I checked, C02 emissions from the ocean outweigh whatever we could possibly do. There\'s a lot of plants and things down there!...

Don\'t mistake me, I\'m not saying warming isn\'t happening, but I am not on the human caused global warming bandwagon. There\'s too many unknowns and the history of fluctuations leaves me looking elsewhere for solutions. I\'m pretty sure we know that the earth was damn warm while the dinosaurs were around.


As for the cocaine discussion, wasn\'t cocaine was used in dentistry as a numbing agent? Freud had quite the affection for the stuff. It\'s relative to lidocaine or any "-caine" substance. I\'m all for people being able to decide for themselves about what they want to do. Pharmies truly F people up, even as medically trained doctors prescribe the junk to coat their own pocket ties with the pharmy companies.

People use drugs for so many different reasons-- escape, connecting with people or spiritualism, and also because everyone else "is doin\' it". I look at it this way, if you can\'t live a day or a few without a controlled substance, you might have an addiction. But people can\'t be told what to do because they\'ll just want it more...

I think moderation is the best way to go. Never under or over do anything. Exploring exactly what those boundaries are is the precious dance we endure.
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« Reply #79 on: August 26, 2009, 12:38:08 am »
ken r u alright bro?

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« Reply #80 on: August 26, 2009, 11:52:25 am »

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« Reply #81 on: August 26, 2009, 12:42:09 pm »
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 6) We screw it all up and go beyond 500 ppm  and are on the verge of extinction but by the grace of 2012 or some other unfathomable miracle we are saved and learn from our mistake.


I got $100 riding on this.

If you look at greenhouse gas levels and zoom out on the timeline far enough to capture previous cycles of rising levels and subsequent ice ages, things look pretty normal.

But if you zoom in to our current peak you\'d see that it\'s pretty obvious that we\'re in the midst of a pretty steep/exponential-style curve towards this-definitely-ain\'t-natural territory.



Even if you zoom in to just the last 200 years or so, greenhouse gas levels rise really steeply with the dawn of the industrial age and take off on a nice exponential curve from there on out.

Both things are true. We are in the middle of a natural cycle. But we are also making it way the hell worse than it would be normally. Actually, the fact that we are heading towards the peak of the natural cycle is what makes human-caused rises in greenhouse gasses a heckuva lot more serious then it otherwise would be.

Yep the oceans release a good amount of CO2. Even more so when icebergs and glaciers melt into the ocean and release further molecular grips of CO2. And then the frozen soil underneath the old glaciers melt and release a bunch of the stuff too. When Greenland melts (now in progress...) we lose one of Earth\'s biggest reflective ultraviolet mirrors and probably cross the tipping point where the domino effect of rising temperatures / rising oceans / fucked up weather is no longer avoidable.

Free market values (which is what they are, values, not actual practice. Most people do not experience anything like a "free market" and are largely fucked over by this system and the epic greed and power struggles it breeds) do not trump the need for rapid and decisive global consensus and action to at least attempt to mediate this looming worldwide not-so-natural disaster.

Besides, the idea that we have to flush our economy down the shitter to take care of this is false. The New Deal created a bunch of jobs. A new (and emerging, but too slowly) green economy would benefit manufacturing, service, scientific... ahh probably all sectors of the economy while simultaneously offering The United States an opportunity to reclaim its former position as a forward thinking economic and otherwise leader of the "free" world.

Might offer some fresh blood a shot at some of that old money too ;)
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« Reply #82 on: August 26, 2009, 12:46:16 pm »
Who gives a shit? We only will survive as long as the sun keeps burning when that goes, we go.

The point is, NOTHING LAST FOREVER.
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« Reply #83 on: August 26, 2009, 12:53:08 pm »
Uhu. Except at this rate we\'re not going to make it even close to the big "lights out".

Living in underground electromagnetically shielded caverns might be an interesting change of pace. For those not enslaved by the new World Government that was allowed a massive power grab with promises of technology that could reverse the effects of unmediated climate change. Cuz nobody gave a shit.

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« Reply #84 on: August 26, 2009, 12:56:54 pm »
I\'m not buying any of that scare-tatic propaganda.
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« Reply #85 on: August 26, 2009, 01:05:19 pm »
Don\'t worry Spacey. Everything is okay. Nothing bad ever happened. Nothing bad ever will happen. And if it does we won\'t have seen it coming. And it won\'t be our fault. And it probably won\'t affect you.

Extrapolate your own future.

Might not hurt to get yourself really fucking rich in the meantime though..

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« Reply #86 on: August 26, 2009, 01:19:54 pm »
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Don\'t worry Spacey. Everything is okay. Nothing bad ever happened. Nothing bad ever will happen. And if it does we won\'t have seen it coming. And it won\'t be our fault. And it probably won\'t affect you.

Extrapolate your own future.

Might not hurt to get yourself really fucking rich in the meantime though..



Knew you\'d see it my way.

Besides, I am already on the road to infinite wealth and I also am part of a group that has colonized the moon.
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« Reply #87 on: August 26, 2009, 01:23:06 pm »
this has my vote for most bizzare thread of the year
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« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2009, 01:42:14 pm »
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I also am part of a group that has colonized the moon.


Doesn\'t mean you should continue to ignore the group that has colonized Uranus.
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« Reply #89 on: August 26, 2009, 01:50:36 pm »
None of this hippie tree hugging bullshit has anything to do with Billy Mays and his cocaine influenced death.
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