When I got to High School,the sky was the limit!
I\'ll tell you how I got my title the Midnight Cowboy.
The captain of the cheerleading squad asked me if I would meet with all the cheerleaders.
"Sure!" I said. "Will you be wearing your cheerleading outfits?" I asked.
"Oh yes, just for you!" she said.
"How much can you pay me?" I asked.
"A lot! Gum,lunch money,free passes to all the games!" she explained.
She told me to meet the squad in a back alley behind this store,around midnight.
When I got there,my heart pounded! The whole cheerleading squad was there in their
cheerleading outfits!
I stood there and thanked the Lord for this divine moment!
One by one they approached me and slapped me in the face.
Then their brothers,boyfriends and a couple of fathers came out and beat the hell out of me!
They took all my gum,lunch money for the week and half a twinkie I had in my back pocket.
While laying on the ground every girl in school came by and spit on me.
They called me "Man Whore!" They kicked me in the ribs,"Take that you Midnight Cowboy!"
I had failed as a man whore. It was all over. I got a job washing dishes.
Not to be continued...
