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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #150 on: September 12, 2009, 08:33:16 pm »
In college I did this cool prank.
There was a dance at the student center,
my room was down the hall.
There was one girls toilet and one boys toilet.
I stuffed some pants and socks.Put shoes on the socks
and went for a stroll to the ladies room.
Nobody around,went into the girls room and put my stuffed
pants and shoes in the one and only stall!!!
All you see are the pants and shoes under the stall door.
Looks quite occupied!
Found me a nice cozy chair and watched the action.
A girl opened the door,saw the legs and took her place in the
hall waiting for the stall occupent to leave.
The girls lined up one by one going way down the hall.
Many looked quite jumpy holding their full tanks.
The girls up front kept banging on the door,"Hurry Up!Hurry Up!
You OK in there?!"
This went on for quite awhile,at least 30-45min.
I\'m watching the whole thing!
They get the student center supervisor. He\'s banging on the
door."You OK?You OK in there?!" He goes in and comes out
holding my stuffed pants with shoes. Everybody\'s cracking up!
It was funny as hell!!!
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« Reply #151 on: September 13, 2009, 09:07:17 pm »
...going way down the hall
 holding their full tanks...
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« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2009, 09:48:52 pm »
I\'ll be teaching erotic pole dancing classes for senior citizens.
75yrs old - 107yrs old only!
This is a co-ed course and is designed to find things long lost.
Please contact Mt. Road Wine & Liquor if interested.
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« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2009, 09:50:54 pm »
oh boy, thanks for the laughs.
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2009, 10:11:04 pm »
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The girls lined up one by one going way down the hall.
Many looked quite jumpy holding their full tanks.
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« Reply #155 on: September 15, 2009, 10:49:39 am »
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full tanks...


These goin wholesale or what?
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #156 on: September 15, 2009, 11:07:44 am »
woah!
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #157 on: September 16, 2009, 07:06:46 pm »
Anybody have any good barfing stories?
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #158 on: September 16, 2009, 07:25:52 pm »
i barf when i read your posts :)

just kidding.

i gotta go pee.
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« Reply #159 on: September 16, 2009, 08:00:57 pm »
Just doing my job.
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« Reply #160 on: September 16, 2009, 08:50:34 pm »
This makes absolutely no sense. That fact that this thread is still standing brings a tear to my eye.

Cheers, Billy Mays, Cheers.
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« Reply #161 on: September 16, 2009, 09:19:16 pm »
There was a time when I drank until I hit the barf zone.
If I didn\'t hit the barf zone,the job wasn\'t done.
After I reached my barf zone goal and chowed up my guts,
"Never again! Never again!" I cried.
Until the next time.
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« Reply #162 on: September 17, 2009, 08:08:52 pm »
Coming SOON!!!

The adventures of the xxx MIDNIGHT COWBOY xxx!!!

He lived,he loved,he...
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #163 on: September 17, 2009, 08:17:23 pm »
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Coming SOON!!!

The adventures of the xxx MIDNIGHT COWBOY xxx!!!

He lived,he loved,he...



Quote from: tmn8r1;241414
i barf when i read your posts :)

just kidding.

i gotta go pee.


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« Reply #164 on: September 18, 2009, 08:31:12 pm »
Back in the third grade the teacher asked everyone what we wanted to be when we grew up.
Most kids went traditional...policeman,fireman,ball player...
I said I wanted to be a man whore. From an early age I was aware of my destiny.
What a blessing!
Here\'s how it all started. A lot of girls came up to me and said they wanted to kiss me.
I would just say "OK" and be done with it. Then I got quite clever.
I\'ll kiss you for a stick of gum. I\'ll kiss you for your Twinkie. I\'ll kiss you for your lunch money.
I was doing quite well for myself!
   
To be continued...
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