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Your boy Canseco and the MMA
« on: May 01, 2009, 08:31:51 am »
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Jose Canseco used his muscles to take pitchers deep and trade blows with Danny Bonaduce.

Now the former MVP will step onto the mat and try MMA.

In his latest attempt to cash in on his flagging post-baseball career, Canseco is set to make his mixed martial arts debut on May 26 in Japan. The former Oakland A\'s slugger and tell-all author is fighting South Korean Hong Man Choi on the Dream 9 card in Yokohama Arena.

Choi is a 7-foot-2, 330-pound super heavyweight and has a 1-2 record in MMA.

"I have no idea if I can do it," Canseco said Thursday night. "It\'s a tough sport."

Canseco has written two books, starred in a pair of reality shows, and had two celebrity boxing bouts since his 17-year baseball career ended. He boxed Bonaduce, a former "Partridge Family" child star, to a majority draw in a match in January. Canseco was listed at 6-4 and 260 pounds for that exhibition bout that featured only three, 1-minute rounds.

Canseco, who named names of alleged steroid abusers like himself in his two books, lost to former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema in his first foray into celebrity boxing.

Canseco\'s girlfriend, Heidi Northcott, said the MMA deal was presented to Canseco about two weeks ago. The 1988 AL MVP is part of a card that includes an eight-man open-weight tournament and is being called the Super Hulk Tournament.

By his acknowledgment, the baseball outcast needs the money. It\'s one reason why Canseco has accepted a wide variety of offbeat jobs to make ends meet.


Jose Canseco to try his hand at MMA

This is what happens to people who like to tell tales out of school. Hopefully, Canseco is beat so bad that he can never rat on another person again.

He single handedly ruined baseball....

Hong Man Choi wallop his sorry ass.

I apologize because I know Jose Canseco is your boy.
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 09:46:11 am »
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He single handedly ruined baseball....


Personally, I blame Bud Selig.


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Hong Man Choi wallop his sorry ass.



Didn\'t he play first base for the Cubs a fews years back?
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 10:30:26 am »
Selig definitely had a role in it but if Canseco never squealed for money, would we really ever known?
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 10:45:29 am »
How about the blaming the players that cheated...
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 11:07:04 am »
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How about the blaming the players that cheated...


I know it\'s not a popular opinion, but I have to agree with Ryan on this one.
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 11:08:11 am »
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How about the blaming the players that cheated...


I blame you, Yoda, it is all your fault!
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