Brittany was also funny when she hit that guy\'s car with her umbrella.
I really love umbrellas. Do you? I have four umbrellas. One is a small, compact, and shitty travel umbrella. One is a medium-sized rainbow umbrella. Totally decent. It came in a mesh bag which is ridiculous because no one would ever use that thing unless they lost their colander. One is one of those plastic see-through umbrellas with a dumb print. I hate it, but it feels/smells pretty good. And then there is uber-brella. It is ginormous, black with multi-colored polka dots, and a double canopy. I hear it is golfing-quality. Yes indeed.
I have yet to get a parasol.